XDDD

...I kept wanting to be like "no, I swear I really do bathe sometimes."

XD;;

And then she was massageing my head

And like, she made me grab her ankles and demonstrate something (I have no idea what I did) but like. I am flexible?

...and smelly

:|

Also I really want to date a yoga instructor now.

Because she would just jump between my legs and like. Wrangle my hips exactly how she wanted them for whatever pose we were doing.

And I was like "...yes ma'am."

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

hahaha okay shutting up now but yeah

incidentally she smelled great

...yes I'll do my tags now. /goes

wait I still smell. /showers first and then goes

awwwww

Ooh /:- )

adfjhhfnhx! Okay that's it he's getting a bell collar so he cant just pop outta the drain when I'm trying to brush my teeth THAT IS FREAKY

STOP IT

LOL

*adopts the gecko*

THANK GOD. I've had enough of him already. He was in my bowl yesterday. :|

a;ldkfj

He's starting to sound a little like Break. Always popping out of the shadows where you don't want him.. :-|

He's so unapologetic about it too, man. He glares at me for spitting toothpaste at him, and like I pick a mug up and he just pops his head

over the side and like. Quirks a gecko eyebrow.

LOL

...You're saying when I run out of sugary foods he will go away?

.... :-? I don't know. Maybe

See I would just adopt a snake but it's illegal to import them

Oooh, I like snakes. ^_^

you would

..../mean today hi

I need sleep. I get cranky.

go to bed!

/tucks in

*pets and hands pillow*

it's like 2! haha. but yeah, I might take a nap.

2pm or 2am?

stupid crazy friends and their stupid crazy early morning plans.

*cuddles*

It'll be 2 pm there

yep 2pm

well then naptime

Indubitably

huh?

/crawls into bed

definitely naptime

naps all around then!

we'll meet back here when the cranky wears off. okay, go.

X-D There might even be a Shelly post waiting for you. Angry baking is go!

damn it that was like 2.5 hours, not 1.5 hours

/stretches

Dunno if I can get too much in before I have to help take stuff to the dump and go to dinner and stuff now but I'll try!