Oh man. If I knew the yoga lady was going to be holding my feet so much I would have definitely showered first.
XDDD
...I kept wanting to be like "no, I swear I really do bathe sometimes."
XD;;
And then she was massageing my head
And like, she made me grab her ankles and demonstrate something (I have no idea what I did) but like. I am flexible?
...and smelly
:|
Also I really want to date a yoga instructor now.
Because she would just jump between my legs and like. Wrangle my hips exactly how she wanted them for whatever pose we were doing.
And I was like "...yes ma'am."
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
hahaha okay shutting up now but yeah
incidentally she smelled great
...yes I'll do my tags now. /goes
wait I still smell. /showers first and then goes
awwwww
Ooh /:- )
adfjhhfnhx! Okay that's it he's getting a bell collar so he cant just pop outta the drain when I'm trying to brush my teeth THAT IS FREAKY
STOP IT
LOL
*adopts the gecko*
THANK GOD. I've had enough of him already. He was in my bowl yesterday. :|
a;ldkfj
He's starting to sound a little like Break. Always popping out of the shadows where you don't want him.. :-|
He's so unapologetic about it too, man. He glares at me for spitting toothpaste at him, and like I pick a mug up and he just pops his head
over the side and like. Quirks a gecko eyebrow.
LOL
...You're saying when I run out of sugary foods he will go away?
.... :-? I don't know. Maybe
See I would just adopt a snake but it's illegal to import them
Oooh, I like snakes. ^_^
you would
..../mean today hi
I need sleep. I get cranky.
go to bed!
/tucks in
*pets and hands pillow*
it's like 2! haha. but yeah, I might take a nap.
2pm or 2am?
stupid crazy friends and their stupid crazy early morning plans.
*cuddles*
It'll be 2 pm there
yep 2pm
well then naptime
Indubitably
huh?
/crawls into bed
definitely naptime
naps all around then!
we'll meet back here when the cranky wears off. okay, go.
X-D There might even be a Shelly post waiting for you. Angry baking is go!
damn it that was like 2.5 hours, not 1.5 hours
/stretches
Dunno if I can get too much in before I have to help take stuff to the dump and go to dinner and stuff now but I'll try!