We damaged the big knife during that whole 4loko thing and I had to throw it away...and now I cannot eat the coconuts or the durians
And it's between 2 and 5 am for the American kids on my pluralist so no one cares... but I feel mocked and hungry
*pets* 
Plurk is a word on the Internet autocorrect deal with it
And still COVERED WITH ANTS GODAMN. Some lady earlier was like "oh no there are ants on you!"
And I was like "man when AREN'T there ants on me?"
/grumbles
...or uh MERRY XMAKWANZUKKAH?
Merry Christmas *cuddles*
o hi liffa
I found 'em in the oven!
/considers killing the cockroach that just flew in and shut the window behind it
But it seems kinda sentient and is just chilling so...ehn
Ooh, pretty!
Why is there a big frog in my sink now...FUCK OFF already nature
But yeah the lights are shiny
X-D
The gecko must've given him directions.
No way I threw that bum out days ago. This is probably the shower frog going for bonus points in annoying
ladkfjlfj
You have a shower frog?
You should name him Yosuke.
Only when he's in my way. Usually I just call him Jiraiya.
X-D
Oh man. Fuck the ants, but you should keep your shower frog.
That is ridiculously charming.
you think so now but the first time you get soap in your eyes and you are dancing around the shower like a total moron trying not to
step on your little pal while he sits in the drain and whines 'cause he's probably got soap in his eyes too but it still never occurs to
him to go find himself a more practical home in spite of the fact that there is a freaking steam full of other more intelligent frogs
right out back like 300 feet? ...the charm kinda becomes annoyance. and then he moves into the kitchen sink apparently because he has been
talking to that no good smartass little gecko? /pulls hair
can't one if them at least EAT THE DAMNED ANTS?
...okay I'm done now.
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