Quite the conundrum.

Hahaha it is. But I'm almost out of sugary drinks and I'm still dripping fluids so I need to replenish them. Bleh.

Cause sugary drinks are absolutely what you need when you're sick

Well yeah. The fizz makes it all better.

But the germs/bacteria/whatever feed on sugar.

*makes you tea instead*

Dude, you need the fizz? Are you all pukey *again*? I thought maybe you caught a cold this time for some variety...

I'm pretty sure it's not even a cold! Just some rain...wetness that's still wearing off. It's recreational fizz this time I swear!

And it's not that kind of germ Litha

*pets and wraps in blankets anyway*