...My phone always signs me out of whatever journal I'm on when I sleep. So every time I wake up? Signed in as Yosuke. WTF?
...It's fate.
I know it learns new words from me and stuff, but does it like...keep track of who I tag as the most?
Lol fate...I am a little worried if Yosuke is my fate.
... happy birthday?
\o/ Birthdaaay!
Hahaha. Thanks guys...it's actually tomorrow but my location is a lie so plurk gets confused!
Maybe it gets flummoxed. That's a real word right? It sounds very technical. Like something the flux capacitor can do.
yeah plurk did that to me
gave me a birthday cake the day BEFORE
flummoxed is totally a word.
Plurk is early that way. But happy birthday anyway, if you're not on then!
Thanks! I don't care whatday it is anyway so we'll just say it's today.
Maybe it always does then? Idk, I totally can't see the cake anyway.
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY 
it's my unbirthday actually Litha, but thanks!
Pffft
^_^