*cuddles*

*CLINGS* I hate them too, man. ;A;

ALL GODDAMN DAY LONG YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS IT ISN'T EVEN DARK

/holds the NR

oh stop crying I didn't see you

Plurk is a DOUCHEBAG LIKE EVERY OTHER COCKSUCKER ON MY BLOCK

/MURDERS THINGS

it is pouring here or else the fireworks would be going off

*Holds* I didn't mean it that way.

/sigh...okay yeah this is not how adults handle things sorry

it just

yeah

/holds everyone, steals to here 'cause there are no fireworks

*brings the absinthe along*

/good I fucking need that shit right now

The door looks seriously bad man. I knew I should have painted it yesterday instead

of sleeping like a reject

*clings*

*pets*

lol on the other hand I'm sure I looked super cool out there sweating and dropping the paintbrush and cursing

my neighbors were laughing at me for it earlier

...I'm going to kill them first.

LOL

I'm totally going to use that to write that one fill on that meme we don't talk about that I've been meaning to write for forever

asjgsadjhgsadjgadsjg

/MOVES

?

pfft ignore me. I have issues.

you can come live with me

Because you like issues?

lol

HOLY SHIT WHY

where do they even get these HUGE fireworks from augh

*sends you ear plugs*