I feel proud

Great start to the new year

and the breakfast of champions: blueberry pancakes and bacon

TEAH NORMAL TIMES

....

YEAH

lmfao

that breakfast sounds good

i am not still drunk i promise

SO GOOD. I ate all the bacons

i want bacons

I think I'm gonna make french toast and turkey bacon for me and ma

so she can be happy and leave me alone

My mom is still asleep

And I ate all the breakfast. Oops

lmfao

also turkey bacon

amazing

i had a leftover half a piece of DELOUSES KAMA SUTRA PIZZA

and am now nomming sourdough bread

WHAT IS KAMA SUTRA PIZZA

it is pizza from pizza orgasmica

it has

spinach, mushrooms, garlic, and hearts of palm

... mushrooms

that negates anything good

actually i hate mushrooms but you can't even taste them on that pizza

ooh well

they are sliced v. thin

then mail me some

lmao

or you could come to san francisco and i could just take you there

If I come to SF there are plenty of places I'd make you take me

and i would do so gladly~~~~~

~*_*~ you could carry all my shopping bags

yes because i am v. chivalrous

*swoons~*

/catches! gallantly

o-oh my! *fans self*