oh dave

i was just texting you

bullshit, asshole.

you've never text me. ever.

it said "tomorrow? why, i will be avoiding you of course"

fuck i love you dave

i'll text you always

i'm sorry i am so bad at friendgame

I TEXT U

Y U NO TEXT BACK

cos u a bitch ass cracker. that's why.

i will make it up to you

nexts weds lets do it

not sex

but just hang out

I LITERALLY CAN'T DO WEDNESDAY.

HOLY SHIT I LIED I HAVE THE WHOLE FUCKING DAY OFF.

OH MAN THIS IUS HAPPENING

THIS IS TOTALLY HAPPENING

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE HANG OUT

IM SO EXCITED

ok weds tron us, go?

hahaha

the dog enjoyed this too

yes

tronday

why did you just refer to yourself in the third person

WELCOME TO BOOMTOWN

fuck you

this whole exchange was so great I had to screencap for future laughs.

HWUW