no. you don't MELT when it's 70.

I do. I'm a living furnace. This is like death for me.

where do you live, sweetie?

Florida

yet more proof that you're not actually human if room temperature weather does you in.

ohhh floridaaa

·3· i want to visit one day. I live in spain, you know that

WHINE BITCH MOAN NAK NAK NAK

I never said I was human. You know for a fact that I am too dapper to be normal anything.

FFFF GO AWAY JEN

Lylith: Come heeeere. Then I would have good reason to even like this place slightly.

i had my suspicions! i'm compiling a list, now.

.... oh dear. And what, dare I ask, is on this list?

mostly dapper things. cufflinks, pocketwatches... and now an inability to withstand perfectly lovely weather.

noo, you should come hereeee. it's hot and sunny but not so much ·3·

... My grumpy disposition when it comes to all things warm. Is dapper.

aaaaa but I would die, Lyl. I love the cold because it's the only time I feel NORMAL.

And gives me far too good a reason to hold some cold hands.

it's actually totally not. a dapper gentleman would suck it up. that's... something else entirely.

I told you I have my flaws~

and inhuman ones at that. i feel like i should earn points for each one i discover.

nak nak nakka nak

have I mentioned that we have snow

I can reward you in either hand holding or a kiss on the cheek. Which would you prefer, darling?

Jen: ... I'm starting to dislike you. :|

: >

oh goodness such a hard choice... i'll go with handholding because it lasts longer.

So does kissing if you do it right.

on the cheek though? unless you're planning on gluing yourself there... in which case that sounds sort of gross.

A proper kiss on the cheek can lead to one on the lips. But if you're so against it~

oh if you want to argue it like that, then you could say that a nice round of handholding could go the same way!

I think maybe it would be far more charming if I just asked very politely if I could kiss you.

But alas you're bound to say no.

au contraire, if you're polite about it i don't see why i wouldn't want a kiss from you.

I can be polite.

Would you be ever so kind as to allow me the honor?

the honor is all mine.

Don't say such silly things~ Come to my arms, darling.

if you insist!

/gathers up <3