What the flying fuck is this?

((CRYING SO HARD))

((CRYING FOREVER))

(( Sup baby. -leans against the counter, wiggles brows- ))

(( SORRY HAHAHAHA ))

What's wrong?

(( FLYING FUCK LOVE IT))

((*troll face*))

(( SHAUN. wtf it must be late there ))

(SHAAAAAAUN IT'S ONLY LIKE WHAT....2:30AM AMIRITE?)

*Holds up an empty container for him to see* It's ALL GONE. They were empty. *Almost rage shaking*

(THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHERE DES KNOWS WHERE THE YOGURT IS)

((It's half 2... I CAN HANDLE IT.))

.... Any idea WHAT might have happened here Desmond?

*randomly appears behind desmond glaring

Not really, no

(FDGJKHFKJ DESMOND DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED)

(NO MOMMY)

(I WAS DEAD AT THE TIME)

((I WAS ON THE MOON ....WITH STEVE))

You sure? Cause I'm looking at all these and I'm starting to notice something they have in common...

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

((XD))

They're empty?

VERY good Desmond, funny too. *Flips the pot she's holding around so he can see the bottom* How bout now?

I have no idea what you're talking about :I

(ohay Laura when did we wanna work on Ezio?)

he has a point they are all empty that's what they have in common *whisper to desmon* get your pretty but out of here ....she gonna kill you

(UHM, whats friday after 4 like for you?)

Comon desmond it doesn't take eagle vision to see it, *hold up another and points to the holes in the bottom of each of them.*

They appear to have holes in them. Intreaguing

*pushes desmond to the door* he didn't do it. he was dead at the time

(Anfkjdngk let me see if I have theatre that day)

(I COULDN'T DO IT I WAS DOING SHAUN)

(IMEANWAITWHAT)

((WHOOOORE))

((yeah exactly)

(but.. shaun was the one who did it.. so Shaun was eating yogurt while youuuuuuu dfaksjldhf)

((YOGURT NIGHT))

((wait a second..i couldnt do it cause i was with altair ..........on the couch yeah)

That is the stupidest excuse- Desmond get back here! all these holes look like they came from a hidden blade!

calm lucy it's a simple misunderstanding

Not my hidden blade :I

There are like, 3 of us with hidden blades around here

(( ))

(GDI LAURA /JUST WENT TO LOOK FOR THAT)

yeah heck it could've been ezio... yeah just check him

I Can Not believe you guys, You can't just eat them, you have to be sneaky about it too.

(( ))

(aia'dhitthat)

I didn't eat any :I

((Lucy will hit everything right now))

Have you asked Shaun?

((VIOLENTLY))

((SHAUN'S GREEN BRIEFS, UNF))

(I'd hit Ezio)

(WITH A STICK)

(No jk ;A; )

*shoves desmond* shaundidntdoit

WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING EVERYONE

((DON'T GRASS ON ME, BRO.))

because i know better

and SHAUN is a good boy

*Are you serious Face*

How would you even know

cause i do, are you questioning someone whose been on this earth longer than your grandfather

I don't see how old you are having anything to do with knowing who ate my food

it just means i know they didnt do it

do you know who did then?

uuuhhhhhh *points at ezio