I find many things that end with "ware" unnecessarily complex!

the computer is unnecessarily complex. So is the television....

and the VCR and the DVD player

and my clock radio!

and electric can openers!

and....and....and food processors!

Blah Blah Blah......I'm not listening!

why is your hearing aide not working?

(You're bad angel 1)

Isn't she? (one of my favorite things about her)

tee hee