pLURK,

<3

Story of your life.

Yeah...

(cries)

Isn't it all of ours too?

druk a durk durk, plurk a plurk plurk

Maybe.

Snerk snerk snerk.

jerk jerk jerk

Work work work

turk turk turk

lurk lurk lurk

PARP

SHARP

(bear bear bear bear)

FLARP

(lightning bolt! lightning bolt!)

YARP

(shark shark shark shark)

TLARP

(making shit up to rhyme)

NARP