DO YOU KNOW

HOW MUCH TIME

IT WILL TAKE

TO REMOVE ALL

THE PORN

ON THIS COMPUTER

XD XD XD XD XD

do it nowz

LOL

save your soul put it on a flash drive

Why is she making you do that?

and swallow it

Actually, you're 18, right?

I have most of it on a flash drive

IRONICALLY THE FLASH DRIVE I USE FOR CLASS

Since it's 4g

AND KITTY IDK, SHE DOESN'T WANT ME KEEPING SECRETS?

Sexy secrets!

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO GO UP TO HER AND SAY "MOM LOOK THERE IS A GAY PENIS HERE LOOK AT IT IT'S ITALIAN"

MOM Y U CONFUSE

XD

oh that sounds entertaining

SOMUCHEZIO

MAJORITY OF MY COMPUTER

EZIO

I had to lend my laptop to my mum the other day. I had a rather questionable image as my wallpaper XD

OHOHOHOHO

Mine's Ezio chillin with Dessy

SHE SAW IT

"WHY ARE THOSE MEN CUDDLING?" "NO IT'S OKAY IT'S HIS GRANDPA" "...WHAT?"

XD XD XD XD XD

XD

this is my desktop right now

kjgnhdfkjgfk

This is mine atm.

Wait a sec and I'll find what I had when my mum used my laptop...

Mine:

Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.

I'm gonna have to take Prussia and Germany off of my wallpaper shuffle before I go up to my parents'....

<.<

Do you have the original image perchance?

Yep!

Thank you! <3

Aaaaand that was my background when my mum used my computer 8D

Wallpaper just shuffled

give her your password...........then change it and when it doesnt work be all it worked earlier i have no clue why it wont now

Idk she'll get pissed and I'm not risking it haha

Or. Tell her to knob off.

Put all porn in a hidden folder and put up a PG waper

that helps to

Change all the thumbnails to pictures of kittens

i actually use a comp thats used by everyone in my house so i put my pornz in a hidden folder within a hidden folder in a random place

/has her own computer /flaunts her porn

*has her own computer, lives alone, but doesn't save porn*

/has a rather delightful collection

8D

well all of it is assassin's creed so ish good

/HAS HER OWN COMPUTER

I don't save any picture porn on my computer. I have smutty books, though!

/PORN ERRYWHERE

/GTFO MOM

I THINK THE PORNIEST THING ON HERE IS A METAL GEAR PICTURE DOUBLELEAF DID ;///////;

lol just hide it strategically

I ALREADY CAN'T FIND IT ;A;

FUCK WITH HER. Leave it out in plain view

O wait I think it's in my AssCreed folder

dkghjnfgkhfngk

IDK MANG

IT'S PRETTY BAD

/TEMPTED TO POST BUT ALSO AFRAID TO POST LOL

oooooo make a private photobucket and put it all there for storage purposes

ohohohoho maybe~

OH MAYBE I'LL CALL HER BLUFF