since the day I married you. Even after the divorce, you still hang around. Why are you here? ARGH!! I love you stinkbutt!!

And I'm your secret admirer. You will love it as I love Pedro. Always your girl."

ever the charmer

when I read the first part of the plurk, I was thinking "who the fuck is that?! I've ruined a lot of lives..." then I realised who it was

You touch so many lives...with you fingers of death.