zsdiary
is
pretty sleepy and will now sleep... zonk....
*puts millions of fat ants right beside you* you know, so you won't sleep alone. 
DIE! DIE! DIE! *scoops ants and eat them
wow. what do they taste like??
wait... let me guess...
do they taste like... ants??
eww.
they taste like... oppression.
you. should. sleep. now.
before you eat more ants.
too late..
poor ants. tsk tsk.
guess it's my fault for putting them there.
i just thought they could watch over you...
stupid ants.
go to sleep. they won't bother you anymore.