(( -bites at finger- ))

(ow! y u do dat.)

(( U IS TASTY ))

(( Lets hook up 8| ))

(BUT I NEED THOSE FINGERS TO TOUCH THINGS.)

(( LIKE MY DICK? ))

(( MISS YOU FEDDY BB ))

((HNNN I MISS THE CES/FED SEX NGEL))

((I MISS YOU TOO, CESSY BB.))

(( 8| THEY'LL make their way up there. Gunna get Faustina to steal the apple; maybe Ces can use to the apple to force Fed to sleep with him

D': IDK. I MISSED THEIR TENDER MOMENTS ))

((I DON'T))

((HISS))

(( >D ))

((SOB I MISS THEIR TENDER MOMENTS AS WELL.))

(FFF)

((WELL OKAY. ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDD))

((LIKE EZIO'S GONNA LET FAUSTINA TO STEAL IT SOB >:U))

(( She's good - IDK. She stole from Ezio once already: his throwing knives ))

(( YOU SHOULD READ THE DRAMATIC FAUSTINA/MALFATTO THREAD. You'll learn some interesting shit from that ))

((SOB OKAY. EVEN AFTER ALL THAT FIGHTING FOR IT))

((IS FED GOING TO FINALLY DIE LMAO))

(( I'm pretty sure this is the last time the apple will be in possession before it gets destroyed or lost or some shit ))

((HOPEFULLY))

(( IDK. THAT'D BE GREAT. JUST ONCE. MAYBE JUST ONCE. JUST ONE TIME. Then you can kjill Ces as many times as you want haha jk 8| ))

((CAN LUC BE THE ONE TO KILL HIM))

((PLEASE))

((OOOO ))

((SOMEHOW))

((YOU CAN HAVE REVENGE IF YOU LIKE AFTER))

((WHAT SOB))

((8D))

((FED DOESN'T WANNA KILL LUC))

((HE NEVER MEANT TO)

((BUT YOU DIIIIID. AND SHE'S PISSED, MAN. SHE WANTS ~REVENGE~))

((ALSO. CESARE BOUGHT HER A DAGGER.))

((DOES FED GET TO BE IN A BORGIA SAMMICH?))

((/SHOT.)

(... OH))

((I WOULD NOT COMPLAIN))

((NOR WOULD LUC))

(Careful Luc, you might break a nail 8|)

((OH SNAP ))

((FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF))

(I SERIOUSLY LOVE LUC IN THE DLC THOUGH. oh god I feel bad for her and then ezio just lajkdfasd))

((I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENESSSSSSSS))

((HI, SORRY, HALF DRUNK. IN LOVE WITH LUC. WHAT DO.))

((NO IT'S OKAY. isso sad ;w; ))

((WHAT. I DON'T LIKE SADNESS FOR LUC. WHAT HAPPENS. TELL ME IN A PRIVATE PLURK OR SOMETHING?))

((I NEED TO KNOOOOOOOW))

((what? /doesn't know really, well, I saw a walkthrough of it.)

((BUT BUT BUT. WHY IS IT SAD?))

(( CES AND LUC ARE HALF DRUNK TOGETHER <3<3 ))

((IS EZIO A DICK?))

(( OH GOD DOES SHE DIE ))

(( DOES SHE CRY OUT FOR CESARE? ))

((I KNOW HE FUCKING TIES HER TO THE WALL, BUT))

(( OH GOD. Man I should just play it. I have the fucking DLC ))

((DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO TELL?))

(( IN A PRIVATE PLURK ))

((YES. YES YES YES.))

(( -ALREADY SOBBING FOR NO REASON- ))

(( D': INTENSE ))