by commenting to catbutt

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no. that was awesome

my parents are out walking the dog so I have a little alone time in my house

so I ran from the computer room to the kitchen and did this little leap because I was on a sugar rush and it seemed fun

instead I ran into my kitchen table, knocked it down, and proceeded to almost kick over the fish tank

now my knee is bleeding and I feel like a moron )8

oh god;;;

stop dying

wow catbutt you are now bleeding knee

shut up bro

and I didn't die I just

injured myself

I WAS WALKING AND EVERYTHING SO I GUESS I WAS OKAY I wouldn't have noticed it was bleeding but

I stood there for a second standing and setting things up and then there was blood on the floor

and i was like "... oh. fuck"

so i fixed that

im not going to shut up you whore

therefore i'll have to silence you myself

im not scared

ill just put my kitchen table infront of me

and carry it around with me all the tiome

nooooo

not the kitchen table

it's my mortal enemy )8

guess what bro

i am a kitchen table

noooooooo

/TRIPS OVER AND BREAKS TABLE IN HALF