Dear Patchy. I recently read All Quiet on the Western Front and I'm rather attracted to it

how can I go about telling it my feelings?

dslkf

meme over Moogles wins

... goddamn. UM. GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES AND I'LL ACTUALLY ANSWER YOU, OKAY?

I AM SORRY THIS RESPONSE IS SO LATE.

it isn't late at all lmao

Well. Alright.

"Dear Moogles: I recommend telling it so in the same way you would tell any other book your feelings. For example, read it often. Telling

it that you love it may also help, even if it is, indeed, an inanimate object and likely cannot actually hear you. It is not recommended

that you write love notes to it on any of its pages, in the margins or otherwise. Unless it asks you to, in which case, it's perfectly fine.

Otherwise, it can usually be considered abuse, and may make later readings a bit difficult if you cannot recall why you wrote the notes or

if they interfere with the text."

...well that was long and unhelpful. This is why Patchy is not cut out for advice columns.

Not that anyone I play would be...

Hee hee, that made my night.

Thank you.

OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD ASK, TOO. I THINK.