Giygas: Would you actually want to? Anyway, just be a friend. He'll be your friend, then. or something.

WV: Um... be a can of tab? Or at least be able to listen to him trying to be calm and rational. And don't be a king. God does he hate kings.

Terezi: I'll need to work on this.

Gerrard: He really isn't one for this kind of thing. People he gets too close to tend to die horribly. But he'll be a friend, yeah.

Rin: You can't really do a whole lot about this one.

Patchy: ... um. Be a book. If not, at least be really, really obvious about things because she will miss them otherwise. Also, get used to_

having to take a while to get anywhere. Have a passion for knowledge or at least be really smart. A little bit of quiet wouldn't hurt

either.