jumps on the couch, eating chips*
-jumps on the couch, constantly, over and over, smacks your chips out of your hands, runs away-
((Ahahahahaaaa XD))
(( OMG HAHAHAHAHA ))
*blinks still with chips in his mouth*
-trips, hits the ground, stands up with a pompous expression on his face-
*glares* Borgiaaaaaaaaa
Abadubadabah. -doesn't know how to say Altair's last name, glares-
(( -i'm dying with laughter ))
((I cannot breath))
(( HAHAHAHAHA AJSDAKSDJLA
*facepalm* Ibn'La-Ahad
Whatever. -walks away-
((*swoops her brother up into her arms, trots off with him* ;u; *))
(( aww :'D ))
*starring from arm chair the whole tyime
*picks the chips one by one, eating them*
-comes back, takes his chips, throws them on the ground, and starts to stomp his foot on them, then RUNS AWAY!-
*death glare* BORGIA I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL *limps after him*
-sticks tongue out at him, continues to run-
(( *cries* hahaha ))
*runs after them* Borgia, come back here, little prick!
*chunks a converse at cesare's head*
*throws a dagger at Malik*
8'D oh my dear sister. you are the best! -dodges the shoe-
(( a converse vs a dagger omg D: ))
(( XD brb guys. )
((Borgias don't mess around ;D))
(( poor Malik ;n; ))
*pulls random string and a bucket of hot sauce falls on cesare*
D: *sobs*
*bursts out laughing*
*stabstabstabbitystab*
*holding wrist looking at luc like ...wtf is this bitches problem
*looks at both* let go of her, Mal~
D: <
*blinds him with perfume*
*pours cantarella in his drink*
*kicks him*
*in the nuts*
*mocks his dead brother*
O.O you KICKED A ONE ARM MAN THERE!!!!!!?????
))
falls on the floor* FINISH HER
Better than kicking a one-balled man there.
((MORTAL COMBAT *techno music plays*
*pulls out the power chord*
*gets in front of Malik, protecting him and raises his hands* hey, hey. Calm down, princess!
... Princess? >_>
*smiles blushing* ..Queen?
*jabs altair in the shin*
ahh! *looks down* w-what/
*death glare
*frowns*
...
ouo
princess?
s-she's.. a princess, right? *looks softly at Lucrezia*
and you LIKE her *pouts and get up* princess my foot *marches back to chair mumbling*
Duchess, actually.
((ooh yeah. Luc gets all the guys.))
Mal-- *sighs and looks at Lucrezia* ohh.. Duchess, then.
you only LIKE HER BOOBS
... ]: < what's wrong with them?
weren't you away?! *shouts at Malik* I like HER
*pouts* .....i see how it is.
*mumbles * stupid ass boobs
*rolls his eyes* who needs you anyway?
*looks hurt * fine. see what happens *leaves
((And Luc successfully breaks up another relationship! \o/))
tsch! *looks at Lucrezia* sorry about that.. *blushes*
ouo
did he hurt you?
((how could you alty
*shakes her head* No, he didn't.
((but her bro hurt him))
((you have some splainin to do altair))
umm.. *looks down*
(( I knows :T ))
((Oh come on. Who could resist Luc? She's stunning.))
(( the borgias owo ))
((It's only a matter of time, Malik. A MATTER OF TIIIIIIME))
((AND YOU TOO SHALL BE MIIIINE))
*looks at her eyes, his heart pounding against his chest* do you want something to drink?
(( PFFFF HAHAHA ))
malik would resist her like she was the plague now that she's done this))
((But would he be able to resist her feminine charms? And her ~sensuous curves~))
(( *faints nosebleeding* ))
*smiles, amused* I couldn't possibly turn down such an offer.
.....yes.....))
*smiles and offers his arm*
((NO HE WOULDN'T. THAT HESITATION MEANS NO.))
((yes he would now that your trying to take HIS lover))
*laughs lightly, and takes his arm, resting her hand on it gently*
(( that makes sense :T ))
((Pft. This is Lucrezia we're talking about. She's not taking him as a lover. She's fucking around with him. And possibly fucking him ;D))
((oh and mals going to play the "your sleeping on the couch thing))
((thats the one thing he is trying to AVOID))
*blushes walking to the kitchen* ..so, what's like being a Duchess?
(( hahahahaha poor Altaïr xD ))
*remains silent for a moment, thinking over her answer, then shrugs lightly* ... It's ... lonely.
*enters the kitchen and pulls a chair for Lucrezia to sit* ..lonely? But you are always with your brother..
*sits in the offered seat, placing her hands primly in her lap* In this world, si. But even here, I'm lonely. Cesare leaves me so often, and
I miss my other friends, my children, my parents...
*opens the fridge taking some wine, takes two cups and pours the liquid in them. Gives one cup to Luc* well, if you.. feel lonely.. you know
(( Ces: BITCH I NEVER LEAVE YOU. ))
you have a friend in me *smiles and sips*
((WHAT ABOUT YOUR LITTLE FIELD.))
(( WAT ))
((otherthanthat, no you don't. But whatever. She's playing him! That's it! ;n; ))
((Be more worried about Bast, bro ;D))
*takes the wine with a smile* We've barely spoken before. And I know our loyalties lie in different areas.
((NUTHIN))
(( LKSADFJLK ))
(( ;D <3))
*nods* I would not interfere with your beliefs, Duchess Lucrezia
*sips the wine* You would no begrudge my loyalty to my brother? An enemy of yours?
*shakes his head* ..no. Even if he throws and destroys my chips. He is your brother, I respect him
((YOU RESPECT HIM!.......oh you ain't gettin any tonight))
*raises an eyebrow* You respect him? That's something I haven't heard in a while.
((Or is he? ;D))
(( >__> MALIK. It's.. a lie, he wants her to like him GOSH ))
well *sips* he is a.. respectful sword fighter *looks at her*
I CALL BULLSHIT. -POOF- (I'm back )
(( you are a lame sword fighter, then? 8| ))
*smiles fondly at the thought of her brother* He can be. *takes a breath, then looks at Altair pointedly* I'm not stupid, you know. I know
I call BS that you respect me! I /know/ I'm awesome at sword fighting!
you have no real interest in me, nor any respect for my family.
(( calm yo tits, Cesare >__> xD ))
why wouldn't I? *finishes his wine*
*raises an eyebrow* Why do you?
*blushes* I like you.
WHAT. -throws hands up in the air-
*looks at Cesare* I.. I do like her.
((Kill hiiiiiiiiim))
(( NOES ))
-voice cracks- How can /you/ like her! You barely know her!
I've seen her many times! Everytime I look at her.. she takes my breath away. I don't even know which side I should take!
I've tried so hard.. to talk to her.. and.. *looks at Lucrezia*
Lies! Go running back to your handicapped boy and stay with him. Lucrezia deserves better than you.
*smiles, terribly amused by the entire situation, but flattered by Altair's affections*
I would give anything to be with Lucrezia, she is.. beautiful.
((Boy, is this inflating her ego))
(( yeah. I should stop before Cesare stabs Altaïr and Lucrezia laughs at him.. haha ))
That's quiet sweet, but we've heard it all before. Lucrezia.. What do you think of this washed up assassino?
*laughs lightly and speaks to Altair* I'm flattered, messere, but I think you know nothing could come of it. Si?
*blushes feeling awkwardly stupid in front of them*
B-but.. *glares at Cesare*
-raises a brow, quiet pissed, but letting him openly speak-
You love to see everyone like this, right? Falling for your sister and then making fun of them when she dumps them.. CESARE?
(ooooooh snap))
Of course. You aren't good enough, so I'll laugh, obviously.
well, you are a lame sword fighter.
*sticks his tongue out* and you smell like drunk pig all the time.
((clap* well played))
and *thinks his words before spitting them out* your sister is a whore *asjdasdjakslda*
((... Do you want to get stabbed?))
(( mm.. maybe D: asjkdjasdad he's hurt ))
*frowns and steps forward threateningly* That's quite a sudden change of tone, messere. I would take back those words while you can.
*chuckles devilish and looks at her* you are immensely beautiful, madam. Your hair is stunning, your eyes are.. my perdition.
But you treat me as if I were nothing, and I can't let you do that.
-RUNS OVER, sword drawn, goes to attack in a stabbing motion- >8C
*dodges his attack and pushes him away, running, escaping*
*runs out sliding by altair and knocks cesares feet from underneath him*
You /are/ nothing to me. Nothing but another enemy.
-DIES, poof, jk doesn't die, but I'll brb again. Just escape you guys D: i'll brb a few more times during the night D': -
*gets up glaring at lucrezia*
(( okaaaay c; ))
*kanye shrug running* so then go and ffffffff yourselfffff!
*sticks tongue out*