only offer you this kind

those are friggin adorable! I'll take a dozen!

that is … cute, but disturbing.

you wouldn't... STDs are a b*tch these days

decided, since I already have the big one... I must collect them all... like pokemon. lol

We had a festival here several months ago and I got a yellow t-shirt with a smiley that looks like this :-| and it reads Syphilis Happens

I don't think I'll be able to wear that one at church.

The campaign here uses a duck as it's spokes animal, in San Jose it was "Happy Penis"

We have Happy Penis in SF... I have so many pictures of myself with the Happy Penis Man. lol

thought your penis was always "happy"