((Hi Fam 
) * find way to sanctuary*
) * find way to sanctuary*
*passed out on the floor
* sits on malik*
*groan
* gets up*
Malik did udrink too much last night
*mumbles angrily
* sits on the pillows*
*mumbling randoms
malik get so Altair
huh. *starts randomly singiing* I WANNA MAKE LOVE RIGHT NANANANANANA I WANNA MAKE LOVE RIGHT NANANANANA
WHERE IS ALTAIR WHEN U NEED HIM ( well malik needs him)
*eyes closed waving arm around* EENIE MEENIE MINEE MO LOVA
ALTAIR HELP
*passes by and notices both men, waves hand* hello
what are you two doing?
*raises an eyebrow and looks at Malik* ..are you okay, Malik? *gets on his knees trying to grab him*
*rolls away chunking shirt at him*
YOU'RE WAY TO BEAUTIFUL GIRL
*Catches shirt and crawls pulling Malik* come.. here!
Yay Altair is here i'm saved from maliks singing
*squirms* BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! * covers ears*
*shakes Malik* what are you doing?!
why is he making those noises?! *looks at Baltasar* WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!
*trying to slip out of altairs arms cheeks still bright red hiccuping*
LETS HAVE SOME FUN THIS BEAT IS SICK I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK *points at altair
*holds him tightly looking down at him* don't try to escape..
he is drunk
*smirks widening eyes*
what?
we had a drinking contest last night
he won bt default
he shouldn't.. well.. he.. he takes challenges seriously
BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT AH AH
WOMANIZER WOMANIZER YOU'RE A WOMANIZER *sluring
*shakes him once more*
I'M NOT--!
*laughs head falling back*
I FLY THROUGH THE DANGER ZONE *pelvic thrust of randomness
*blushes* he is really drunk
srry Altair i got him drunk on abinthe
*glares at Baltasar* I've never seen him like this before! D:
ALTAIR i haff to tell you somfin *looks at him barely able to make eye contact
srry i made a challenge to drink him under the table last night
*nods* what is it..? *trying to understand him*
i do not haff a fagina *laughs himself onto the floor* I'M LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
*blushes and stares at him* ..a what?
Alair, do u know a way to dedrunkafy a person
*shakes head* ..maybe some tea?
a BAFLKDFJLASKDVAGINA
*blushes and bursts out laughing* OF COURSE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!
lets put malik on the sofa fast the make tea and a glass of watter to de drunkafy malik so he can make sence * stares at malik*
altair~ holds me *wraps his arms and legs around altair making it impossible for him to move
*shakes head* * sits on sofa*
ackk! *looks at Baltasar* I can't get up!
BALTASAR KNOCKED ME OUT AND GAVE ME A VAGINADFKJLADSKFGDJ MAKE SURE IT'S STILL THERE I'M TO AFRAID TO LOOK
* gets up walks over to Altair**picks him up with malik still on him* * sets thenm on thre soffa*
he gave you a vagina? *chuckles* impossible!
HE DID MAKE SURE MY EAGLE STILL FLIES *lets go and falls backwards off the couch on the floor*
* walks into the kitchen and grabsa glass of water
DO IT QUICKLY, BALT! *holds Malik*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* put glass to maliks lips* drink up Malik
*pouts and kicks at balt* STRANGER DANGER
ATLAIR * grabs his groin*
hepl
DON'T YOU TOUCH MY COCO PUFFS
u keep ur mine hurt u BTT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY
I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT *pelvic thrust* WITH SOMEBODY
YEAAAAAAH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY, WITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME
Altair dance w/ malik
i'm going to go lay down on the floor after i get ice for my groin * get ice lays on floor*
IMMA IMMA SWING IT THIS WAY IMMA IMMA SWING IT THAT WAY
IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE
malik RELAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IMMA BE UP IN THE CLUB DOIN WHATEVER I LIKE
OMG!
*tries taking pants off
NO MAlik
unless u wan to b ass raped
*holds him* HEY HEY! CALM DOWN!
*pouts* BUTAKDFLKADAJFSD I WANNA
ISH HOT
can have fun w/ altair?
MY BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS ARE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOT *screaming
*grabs him* CONTROL YOURSELF, MALIK!
*keeps trying to wiggle out of his pants*
*Holds him and kisses him on the lips, to calm him down*
just f* him pls
*goes limp
u calm now
*twitch twitch*.......is my penis still there
*rolls eyes* of course
y-you sure
altair i feel bad 4 u
why you feel bad for me? *looks at Baltasar and back to Malik's eyes* I'm sure, Mal
I NEED TO KNOW *sits up and looks into his pants*
malik it there
HOLY SHIT WHEN WAS IT THIS BIG I'M DISEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
MAlik it bn that way
*stares wide eye* how did you know
STRANGER DANGER
how to u think
ALTAIR HE'S RAPED ME WHILE I SLEEEP *stands up pants falling down but holding on to them
*looks at him confused* WHO?
BALT DID HE TOUCHED MY WINKIE
*gasps and looks back at Baltasar* DID YOU..?!
Nope i'm innoccent
THEN HOW YOU KNOW HOW BIG IT IS
i was guessing
*pants half way down but*
LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
w-what?!
*trips over own pants and falls out of them
Malik
*just lays there*
*helps him getting up* be careful, malik..
*sniffles clinging to him with leaving his pants on the floor only in his boxer briefs*
cute malik
*blushes grabbing him* Baltasar, could you please bring some water for Malik?
*tilts his head kinda flirty*
*clinging like a koala legs around altairs waist and arms around his neck*
*pats his back softly* you are lovely, Malik *Sarcasm*
some how still holding on despite being seemingly asleep
*holds him* nevermind, Balt
he's fine..
*Walks toward their bedroom*
k keep him safe
*mumbling nonsense
*lifts arm* I will!
Atlair night
*leaves Malik on his bed and rests besides him*
*wakes up* ...wha...was that
* kisses malik and atlairs cheeks*
*falls back asleep on the bed curling up in the covers and altair