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reading a list of 500 things most people don't know. Didya know that a right handed person on average will live 9 years longer than a lefty?
that's because most appliances and stuff are made for righties and lefties get killed by them (i think, i read taht somewhere)
I'M GONNA DIEEEEEE D:
DOOOOOOOOOOMEEED
hahaha kidddding
You know what, I'm gonna go and take my lefty-self elsewhere. HMPH.
Where? Well where else to go except....LEFTY-LAND! 
lol
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