this chick has been on so many shows and gotten to makeout with some really hot guys in the process.

this is true

also: EWWWWWWW

yeah... beeeyotch!

like half of the CW's Thursday night stars

hey, it's Janet from SG1!

yup!

gotta love Vancouver

Sam says "lucky guess" too

a friend of mine still ships Janet/Daniel

Dean cleaning his gun!

how excited Dean is

DISNEYLAND!

would rather have Sammy!Sex than go to Disneyland though...

Landis and Dante! FTW!

'Cuz nothing says "I'm sorry" like a casserole.

O, I use that line all the tine

*time

they used it on True Blood too.

yep

hmm...another big eyed girl. I see a pattern

Sam definitely has a type

I chose to believe Janet is still alive and in a g'ou'ald queen on an isolated planet. Shut up. She's not dead.

Ewww.

Katy, I can totally get behind that. Or maybe she got to be ascended or whatever

I want to believe

good luck with that

I don't like her furniture. I HAZ A TINHAT>

calls PERSONAL CANON on stuff all the time

my tinhat matches my eyes

the jacket Sammy is wearing in this episode

I thought Sam was gonna call 911? He just stood there.

he was waiting for Dean to finish leaving his prints all over

aww, Dean, always with the scissors

uncomfortable!Sam

that Dean always goes with scissors

who folds their thongs?!

NOBODY, that's who, she's just messing with him, which is awesome

O, I was just typing that!

Sam is so clueless.

AMC!!! Zach and Kendall and Ethan!

Sam is just about the more adorable thing ever. *smishes him*

agrees *sigh*

LUCITE PUMPS OF AWESOME STRIPPERNESS

how is it that Dean looks like a five year old at a candy store window while at a strip club?

cuz strippers ARE Candy for Dean.

GUN PORN!!!

AAAAAAAND this is where I call "lame" because that is the weakest werewolf ever

And awesome music. I forgot how awesome the music in this episode was.

why they only choose to go with fingernails and teeth for the wolf transformation.

to be fair, it's an emo!chick werewolf.

But Glen isn't much better. not hairy, not tall. Just toothy.

Glen is a little bitch, he deserved to die.

maybe it was a budget thing

probably, O, but still. Lame.

I think they thought better no hair than poor low budget hair

I would have lost the stripper scene to get a better looking werewolf.

so the werewolf virus is in the saliva?

evidently.

yeah, remember Oz?

Sam's puppy dog eyes are on full power this ep

Oz got to live, though.

'cuz he found a cure. Maybe Sam should call him.

there's the fur. It's on the skanky street walker.

Madison is too cool for Zen.

maybe that hooker is wearing that awful vest to show us how bad fake fur can look

WOW! Sammy is strong. He moved the entire entertainment center.

in season 1 he did it with his brain

dude. it is not going to be cheap fixing those nails.

he can only do that when Dean's about to die

HEY DON'T MENTION IT!

also? Dean looks so bad ass shotting the wereGlen. It was sexthy.

Sam looks so good standing in that closet doorway.

nice shot with the rearview mirror

Sam looks so good... end of sentence.

Oh noes! I'm a werewolfette!

I do like her 'tude. It's kinda awesome.

The lurking is hot.

they're a couple of hot lurkers

Now, if you had to stay up all night with Sam and Dean in your apt., would you just talk?

um... no. Especially if I knew there was a chance I might die, or never see them again

Threesome. IJS.

no isn't a strong enough word

Dean is so classy

Okay, so here's the thing. If she stays up the three days a month than she's not going to turn. Why not just do that? PLOT HOLE>

I know, get a night job or something

Dean is sooo smoooth.

lots of coffee and no-doz, you'd be all right

and heeeere we go! YEAH

Sam could tie me to a chair, I'd be okay with that.

His forhead sort o scares me

NEKKIDNESSS.

can we just put this scene on repeat to fill up the other 18 minutes of this hour?

they need to pull the camera back a wee bit

SO PRETTY

with Ophe on this

I think Ophe is onto something.

that Madison took Sam's shirt.

look at my pouty!Sammy

That's totally a shacking souvenir!

he called her "Maddy"

awwwww

it!

still thinks it's a cop-out not to like, build her a cage or something

Oh, the romantic tragedy of it all.

When will Sammy learn that the monsters can't be saved?

great music cue

*sob*

Dood. It's worse watching Dean than watching Sam. Big Brother can't fix this one.

love the lighting on Dean in this scene

As an older sib, I totally feel his manpain.

that JP doesn't hold back, and really cries, as opposed to Dean's single manly tear

didn't she want to cal and say bye to her mom or anything?

where Sam shot her?

here comes the scene stealing single emo tear of manly angst!!!

Didn't she have like another month before she went wolfie again? could gone to disneyland.

in the Heart, Ophe

Shoulda used a silencer. Dipshit.

dude, she could've had a whole month of getting naked with Sam

or just stayed in bed with Sam for a month

See? Too stupid to live.

Sari, WSBFOS

kinda selfish of her not to do it herself. Now they have to get rid of the body.

and yes, Katy, if it were me... I would have taken that month and gone to Disneyland aka had massive amounts of Sammy!Sex and then

asked him to shoot me

now we have just another person to put on Dean's rap sheet, since Sam used his gun

Nah, just leave it, but powderburns and a traceable gun. Shoulda got her own and left no proof. Stupid Madison. Stupid stupid stupid stupid.

EXACTLY!

He's gonna have to join the A-team after this.

And I'm assuming Sam's DNA is all over that apt.

the Castiel gripping him tight and ripping him from perdition erased his rapsheet

no rap sheet. Kinda like being rehymenated.

YEP!!!

On the sheets at least.