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Tibastian
2011-05-11T18:45:35.000Z
Several things that I didn't know were wrong with my life before I watched 'Campus':
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Tibastian
2011-05-11T18:46:28.000Z
1. No one has ever been attracted to my overgrown and uncoordinated limbs.
Tibastian
2011-05-11T18:47:20.000Z
2. No one has ever offered to take me to Morocco so that I can sit in a villa and write and they can pick olives in the fields...
Tibastian
2011-05-11T18:47:36.000Z
And then come back to me to make love in the evening.
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Tibastian
2011-05-11T18:48:41.000Z
3. No one has ever said this about me:
Tibastian
2011-05-11T18:49:21.000Z
4. Professor Matt Beer does not exist.
Tibastian
2011-05-11T18:50:32.000Z
5. I've never given a 'Congratulations You Are a Lesbian' cake to my G.B.F.
Tibastian
2011-05-11T18:51:19.000Z
Siiiiiiiiiigh.
Kingfisherchan
2011-05-11T19:05:41.000Z
I love this show - I want a flatpack all to myself
Kingfisherchan
2011-05-11T19:05:45.000Z
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
Kingfisherchan
2011-05-11T19:05:51.000Z
lol
Kingfisherchan
2011-05-11T19:06:32.000Z
Anyway - you know Prof Mat Beer would just be a dick to you most of the time and you'd end up hating him
Tibastian
2011-05-11T19:13:47.000Z
Flatpack would be infinitely more lovely to have around than Matt! But he's far too high energy for me.
rideaux
2011-05-11T19:15:29.000Z
Can I sigh about something too?
rideaux
2011-05-11T19:15:33.000Z
Siiiiiiiiigh.
Tibastian
2011-05-11T19:16:31.000Z
You'd be too cute with him though. It's actually a shame he isn't real. Meanwhile, I should probably be thankful that this is all fictional!
Tibastian
2011-05-11T19:16:40.000Z
Oh, yes! Sigh away!
Tibastian
is
2011-05-11T19:17:01.000Z
this because I haven't given you that cake?
rideaux
2011-05-11T19:17:34.000Z
I do think my life could be improved by the cake...
Kingfisherchan
2011-05-11T19:25:21.000Z
the cake is a lie
Kingfisherchan
2011-05-11T19:25:53.000Z
but I do wish that flatpack was real - I could just watch him run arround and be all ccute all day
Kingfisherchan
2011-05-11T19:26:05.000Z
not that I have a crush or nythign...
Cypher
has
2011-05-11T19:56:00.000Z
no idea what is being said but appreciates that tibbs is back.
GoldenChild845
2011-05-11T20:20:54.000Z
Cake is always good siiiiiiiiigh i have none. Yay i'm getting involved...even if i have no idea what this show is lol
Cypher
2011-05-11T21:56:03.000Z
We can pretend that we know whats being talked about - and then when they least expect it BAM take a shovel to the back of their heads....
Cypher
2011-05-11T21:56:12.000Z
or that may be a bad idea.
GoldenChild845
2011-05-12T07:45:22.000Z
...I think i'd rather steal their cake when they least expect it
Cypher
2011-05-12T17:44:36.000Z
shovels......
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