/directed to all Americans, of course
The idiot who predicted the last 4 end of the worlds says tomorrow we all die.
Some priest says that the end of the world is tomorrow. But seriously, how? If people are in different timezones, how does that work?
Oh, and if it doesn't end, then the Zombie Apocalypse happens /is ready with bat owo
Oh. Yeah. Wouldn't that apply to the whole world, though, not just Americans?
AWW FUCK I LEAVE NEAR A CEMETARY.
...Pfft. /Reading a book where the evil girl wants to put an end to the living world (they're all ghosts, in a sense)
The priest was American and it made our news, so I wasn't sure if anyone else knew.
Oh fuck, I live near a cemetery too! /goes to get more guns and ammo
CEMETARY'S SUCK BALLS MAN.
I think we'll be alright. If not, I expect you all to spend your last hours on plurk :U
I'm thinking about just sleeping in~
Sister: Yeah, so if the news was like "The zombie apocalypse is starting, hide your... wife... hide your kids... your husband. They're
eating everybody out there....
A dumb bitch way to finish one's life. ouo
Like 300 million or something of those who TRUELY BELIEVE IN GOD will ascend to heaven and leave the rest of us heathens to party.
No hell bro. All the unworthy will stay right here!
So, party tomorrow, yeah?
ouo /Eats Mattie's brains
I wanna party~ /breaks out the disco ball
/Plays a brief game of 'old or new Russ'
;v; /Was right! /Finds this less thrilling than "guy or girl', though
i wanted to spend my fake end of the world with my significant other, but I'll sleep instead
.... What's with this rapture thingy. /heard about it from a few people, mostly significant was the fact that Canadians made fun of it
Okay headcount. Who's still alive?
.... It's already 21st here 8D
Lol same. Well my bro will be happy that he still gets his birthday.
Kinda sad I don't get to go post-rapture looting though.
Slinky, we still have another 5 months
get your looting sacks ready~
You mean my awesome car I'll get?
that is utterly bogus. /already 6.15 pm here and absolutely impossible for an earthquake to occur here
-snort- XD and he'll admit another mathematical error won't he
today is saturday already and it's still dainty fine here
I think being an ex-satanist AND a bisexual living my with girlfriend kept me here today
Only downside: I have to go to work. :T
.... /currently blinded by sudden camera flashes on eyes from mama's phone
but if the world ends when they say it will, at least i'll go through the apocalypse in OTT sweet lolita
XDDDDDDDDDDD why is it so weird to imagine you walking through chaos while wearing lolita outfit with nail-clad bat?!
dayum that's kinda sexy once you think of it
Lili
xDD /would walk through covered with white sheet and uncle's steel black bat
Miley Cyrus covers Smells Like Teen Spirit... *crying*
Though that reminds me that I was laughing when a kid was singing it wrong and the real word was 'a libido'
Tomatoes_Dammit: no way. I'm hoping her voice will be the only casualty of the apocalypse