it wasn't me

It was my husband, I told him I was in the shower and he was like, "Oh....so you're naked?" and I hung up on him. LOL

I thought the same thing...

LOL

she should have started talking dirty and then once he got interested hung up, why do I think of these things AFTER.

that's just totally wrong.

Ow, my eyes hurt now because they were licked.

I do that at work all the time, they just think I'm either disturbed or crazy.

what is not really a bad thing if you work with IT, in fact its kinda expected lol

Every so often I'll stand up, let out this true super villain laugh and then sit back down and resume laughing. Confuses people.

That makes you that person that others are afraid to mess with because they don't really know what you would be capable of.

I was voted by the design group as the person most likely to replace Steve Jobs...because I'm almost as crazy as he is.

hum...as crazy as Steve? I heard bad things about his way to manage things, don't know if they are all true anyway.

Just out of curiosity, do you use turtlenecks as well?

Most of the things they say about Steve flying off the handle are true, personally I'm more of the look at a box and see a sphere vision.