( I should probably make this now, huh? orz. OOC thread y'all!)
Shinra
says
Helllooooo
Izaya
says
ouo/
Shinra
says
you've got no arm!
Izaya
says
\\ouo// Now, I have four arms
Shinra
says
o.o octopus!
Izaya
says
\\\\(*≧▽≦)//// Izayapus
Izaya
says
B| That sounds weird
Shinra
says
like some sort of disease XD
Izaya
says
Ma'm, I'm sorry to inform you, but that rash on your face is...Izayapus.
Shinra
says
I can't come to work today boss. My bottom is inflamed with Izayapus
Izaya
says
XD LMAO
Shinra
says
=w=
Izaya
says
That's the excuse I'm going to give next time I don't want to go to work.
Shinra
says
lol. Wish I had a job to use that excuse
Izaya
says
You should apply for a job
Shinra
says
I've applied for like, 9. No one wants me
Izaya
says
and put write on the reason for applying
Izaya
says
"Because the world must know about Izayapus"
Shinra
says
FFFFFF
Izaya
says
Aaaw. D:
Izaya
says
I just bit the bullet and got a job at McDonalds
Shinra
says
D: I'm sorry! You're doing a good deed for the rest of us.
Izaya
says
PFFT
Izaya
says
If only you could see what went on behind the scenes, ewe you wouldn't think it was a good deed anymore
Shinra
says
canyougetfreefoodthere
Izaya
says
xD You get a free meal per shift. It doesn't matter how many hours.
Shinra
says
o.o
Shinra
says
free food yuuuuum
Shinra
says
but no
Shinra
says
if I ever work at a fast food place, I'd get sick of the food and I like food too much to do that TAT
Izaya
says
:U They give you a large cup and everything. U: It's glorious.
Shinra
says
Shinra
says
i'm so... hungry
Shinra
says
DAMMIT YOU
Shinra
says
brb second dinner
Izaya
says
I think the reason that Shizuo flipped that table at the fast food restaurant
Izaya
says
as because Izaya ordered well-done fries with no salt.
Izaya
says
\\\\(*≧▽≦)//// Izayapus strikes again.
Shinra
says
Bl you terrible person!
Izaya
says
（￣ー￣）
Izaya
says
Hohohohohohohohohhohoho
Shinra
says
Troll Bl
Izaya
says
Cool story, bro, tell it again
Shinra
says
I will! You troll Bl
Izaya
says
Cool story, bro, tell it again
Shinra
says
I will! You're a bad troll! :l
Izaya
says
You're a bad troll! :I
Shinra
says
You're mom was a bad troll :l
Shinra
says
*your
Izaya
says
She WAS, but now, she's awesome. （￣ー￣）
Shinra
says
Yeah, awesomely dead.
Izaya
says
B| Don't you be talkin' bout mah zombie mama
Shinra
says
I'll talk about her all I want! She tried to eat me, but I killed her again =w=
Izaya
says
Nah, that couldn't have been her. She eats brains, not asses.
Shinra
says
Then how did she give birth to you since you're the biggest one?
Izaya
says
ooooh
Izaya
says
Wait.
Izaya
says
Is this implying that my mother's
Izaya
says
vagina
Izaya
says
is also
Izaya
says
her mouth
Izaya
says
:U
Shinra
says
... where did you get that?
Izaya
says
That, sir, is just disgusting.
Shinra
says
i was implying that you were an ass and asking how is it when she eats asses.
Izaya
says
Oh, yes, I see. *pushes up hipster glasses*
ErikaKarisawa
says
sjafd;
Izaya
says
Touche.
Shinra
says
Le hon hon hon~
Shinra
says
Oh Laura. You finally decide to show up Bl
ErikaKarisawa
says
Bc................;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Izaya
says
(*≧▽≦)/
Shinra
says
... nice face.
ErikaKarisawa
says
the best face
Shinra
says
oh the very best
Izaya
says
（；_・）
Izaya
says
No, this is the best face. A sad person who his face half-melted off.
ErikaKarisawa
says
sob
ErikaKarisawa
says
can't see
ErikaKarisawa
says
/punts old desktop
O.O now that's a zombie!
Izaya
says
Oh god, it's so glorious, Laura.
ErikaKarisawa
says
q.q
i cured cancer with that face
Izaya
says
ouo
'tis troooo
oh! so let's get slightly serious here
Izaya
says
Ah damn, I had a comment all geared up about Chilean miners.
o.o say that first
Izaya
says
B| The moment has past.
D:
FINE
ErikaKarisawa
says
xD
Izaya
says
B| I can only post serious business emoticons now.
Izaya
says
（￣へ￣）
ErikaKarisawa
says
B'c I can't
ErikaKarisawa
says
see
ErikaKarisawa
says
B'c /sulk
LOL LAURA. RUIN MOMENTS AGAIN
ErikaKarisawa
says
B'c don't make fun of me mother
Izaya
says
That's just it. It's so SERIOUS that your human brain can't comprehend its seriousness. That's why you can't see it.
so ANYWAY I think we should just spread this place through word of mouth. It'd be nicer that way.
AND we'll be more closer since it's just a bunch of friends? idk, does it make sense?
ErikaKarisawa
says
ouo/) yeah
NOT YOU, I KNOW YOU GET IT
izayapuss Bl
ErikaKarisawa
says
Bc....
Izaya
says
BU Cool story, bro, tell it again
Izaya
says
I get it
ErikaKarisawa
says
eue
ErikaKarisawa
says
i'm sure
Izaya
says
ouob
ErikaKarisawa
says
he friend you're writting that fic for
ErikaKarisawa
says
be intrested
ErikaKarisawa
says
/wink wink
ErikaKarisawa
says
/nudge
Izaya
says
Yessss. I wanted to ask if I could ask her actually.
Go ahead!
ErikaKarisawa
says
yeah~
Just link her to uhm uhm uhm that one place on lj we use
Izaya
says
: D Yay! She's probably dead asleep now though. She works third shift at McDonalds and has a cold.
D:
ErikaKarisawa
says
aww :c
ErikaKarisawa
says
e.e... ey... I just realized
nani
Izaya
says
Uh...I'll see if I can find it in my history.
ErikaKarisawa
says
stephy/shinra treats me like crap.... and livi/izaya treats me like crap....
ErikaKarisawa
says
H GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
ErikaKarisawa
says
/shot
Izaya
says
FUCK YEAH
ErikaKarisawa
says
YOU ASS
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH
ErikaKarisawa
says
YOU TOO
e.e....
/keeps vigilant now
Call me... Stephiroth... /dramatic shot
......
PFFFFFFFFFFF
Izaya
says
XD
Izaya
says
:'U Ass really is a good name for me. Since, I'm going to sit on you someday and everything.
; A ; you better not
I will
and you look like one too
it you
hit
Izaya
says
B| Laura, accept it.
Bc no
Izaya
says
>BI
it's not worth frowning over Laura! You'll get more wrinkles when you're old
... qaq
So yeah. Go tell people. /done being boring
Izaya
says
Sorry. U: The Simpsons are distracting me.
no 1 curr
Izaya
says
I don't know a lot of people who would be interested, except for my one friend, but I shall tell her.
Good? At least you found one
hmm..
I can't think of anyone else
quq.... okay well except for one person... but she's never on much anymore
Celty is currently offline/might be mad at me TAT OH WAIT. I'VE GOT MY BRO BRB
ah brb
Woo! We got Mikado
Izaya
says
Yay! An innocent to pervert! OuO
ffffff
Izaya
says
:U I will collect them all.
how many are there?
Izaya
says
Kida, Anri, and Mikado, gotta catch 'em all.
Just three?! You made it sound like there was a couple hundred :U
Izaya
says
U: My nondescript van with tinted windows can only hold three.
Izaya
says
I'm working on getting semi-truck.
ah. Does it have the free candy sign on it?
Izaya
says
It can be whatever you want it to be. Candy, ice cream, daddy's love. Izaya's van won't judge you~
LMAO
Izaya
says
BUT, it will probably molest you. Just sayin'. It's a probability. Kind of like how it's probable you'll get gas after eating at that cheap
Izaya
says
Mexican restaurant down the street.
Izaya
says
That's the level of probability.
that cheap what?
Izaya
says
:U Mexican restaurant. We have a really nice one called The White Horse at my hometown.
Izaya
says
It's...pretty much our only place to eat out, but hey, apparently we're getting an Apple Bees. So. Yeah.
Izaya
says
:U Yep, all of that was need-to-know.
Izaya
says
I'm going to stop talking now. d=u=b
sorry, I was being forced to bed
BUT
you live in like, the smallest place I've ever heard of. Just 1 restaurant?
Izaya
says
Hm. We have two Chinese restaurants, one Mexican restaurant, and a few family owned places that get mainly breakfast customers. :U
Izaya
says
We don't have anything fancy. Like anyplace you'd propose to someone at. If someone proposed to me at an Applebees, I'd be damn content.
Hey! You propose over those sizzling plates and then you feel like high class or whatever.
Izaya
says
Yeah, :U I want to be proposed to at the bar over a basket of chicken wings
Izaya
says
Honey BBQ.
Izaya
says
And I want a Tron-themed wedding. NOW, I sleep.
then i shall join you in sleep
but that wedding would be awesome omg
nai nai!