I wish pizza wasnt so fattening because I could seriously eat it for every meal of every day of the rest of my life and be content.
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whiskey and pizza and pizza and whiskey
that is what a marina eats
and her vagina eats vibrators
it's been far too long since we talked about your vibrator breaking vagina
I brought them up at least once this week
why didn't you immediately request my presence?
because marine terminated me immediately
i always think of abortions when marina is around
i havent been drinking whiskey much cause ive realized it somehow makes my anxiety worse
mostly wine now. sometimes mixed drinks
and my vibrator is still alive and kickin
on better levels than others
I really miss these stories.
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