Sup Abroham Lincoln

Not a bro Bl

Anyone around?

Went to a memorial day bbq, and I just got home.

Namie! ouo/

And, yes, you are my bro, Shinra. B

B|

Hello. Izaya.

Shinra online?

Idk. O_O But it had to be said.

B| You are also my bro.

No.

Hey, do you watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

Fine. Then you're my servant.

B| Nope.

...Wait.

B| I have watched one episode.

Which one.

...OK. There were like..these weird little creatures

and they kept replicating

and the MAGICAL SUPREME PONY JESUS

coming that day

and everybody was freaking out about the weird creatures

Oh. Swarm of the Century.

Yeah

That.

Oh, Rainbow Dash and Applejack catfight!

D : Is that...happening now?

I'm watching on Youtube.

Oooooooooh.

B| I'm betting on Rainbow Dash.

Because Applejack sound edible.

sounds*

Rainbow Dash usually relies on her wings, and Applejack tied them up.

so yeah.

Ooooh, snap.

What does Applejack do?

She's a regular pony, and her talent is working on an apple. Hence the name.

*apple farm. fail.

Ooh, and Applejack just tripped.

Ooooh, points for Rainbow Dash.

And everyone keeps tripping...

God.

And Rainbow Dash is cheating.

\ouo/ My pony's gonna win.

They're both seriously cheating.

Bitchfight to the finishline!

And they both got last. facehoof.

B| Fail ponies

Yeah, that's why my favorite character is Spike. He's a dragon.

But my second favorite is Fluttershy. Quiet but BAMF when needed~

Coolz. I didn't know the magic ponies got along with dragons.

Snarky baby dragon. They didn't really like the big, scary one. Which was kinda sad.

And Rarity has a really pretty singing voice.

They adopted the dragon?

I think. He's Twilight Sparkle's helper/assistant/little brother.

Oh, Fluttershy just went fashion diva on Rarity.

And Rarity has discovered the truly painful world of fashion design.

.. O_O

Painful/

?

Her friends keep rejecting her designs, and when she does what they want, it sucks.

ooh

But like every episode, they fix it.

Twilight Sparkle is fucking Edward Eldric.

Pinkie Pie had a seizure. And predicted the future.

nice.

O_O

WTH

Yeah, I know.

Twilight just turned into a rapidash.

Holy crap Princess Celestia just fell out of the sky. What the fuck?

O_o

Yes. I know.

B| This pony show sounds intense.

Rainbow Dash literally created a rainbow. Whoa.

Hey, I might put up an rp in a bit.

That is okay, right?

I would reply to the RP, but I feel like it'd be awkward for me to be there initially. :U If no one replies, I have stuff up my sleeve.

It's a rabbit. *pulls a rabbit from his sleeve* Was this your card?

But yeah...I come stalk you later. :3

I'll*