Dave
is
melting like some sort of wicked witch.
YOU KNOW. NORMALLY I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT YOU HUMANS BUT. NO, NO. SCRATCH THAT. I DON'T EVEN GIVE ONE FUCK ABOUT YOU HUMANS.
BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS A WITCH, AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING MELTING?
haven't you ever seen wizard of oz? wait, dont answer that.
and im melting. im turning into a puddle of prepubescent boy.
NO I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS OZ WIZARD AS YOU CALL HIM. THAT SOUNDS FUCKING STUPID, ACTUALLY. DON'T FUCKING BRING IT UP AGAIN.
AND IS THIS TURNING INTO A PUDDLE SHIT NORMAL FOR YOUR SPECIES?
its a movie, dumbass. and of course its normal. why wouldn't it be normal?
BECAUSE LAST I CHECKED, MELTING INTO A FUCKING PUDDLE ISN'T PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE. UNLESS YOUR HUMANBONE STRUCTURE IS LIKE FUCKING JELLY.
WHICH, SEEINGAS I KNOW FUCKING NOTHING ABOUT HUMANS, THIS WOULDN'T COME AS A FUCKING SURPRISE.
god youre so gullible. or just an idiot.
ehehehe.
:33 < *wonders what a puddle of mr strider smells like*
Terezi
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ii don't thiink iin2ufferable priick2 have a 2mell.
a 2iide from 2melliing liike an ii2ufferable priick.
smells like sunshine and daisies.
:33 < *f33ls the urge to roll around in the puddle of dave*
gro22.
isn't really a puddle.
do you guys not understand figures of speech?
:33 < i understand figures of sp33ch! i just wanted to have some fun! 
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ii know ii ju2t got the mental iimage of nep rolliing around iin a puddle of melted human douchebag.