buy her a flannel collar and play indigo girls for her, damn

Hils, do something.

She won't stop munching on the carpet.

why is your dog a lesbian what is going ON over there

--GSLAKDHGADSGIOJASEGOISJ AHAHAHAHA

oh my fucking --

This is bad for her tummy. D:

it is very bad for her tummy, maybe try spritzing some stuff on the carpet. lemon juice or something that will tasty nasty to her

Might be a good idea.

just try it in a few places where she chews it up the most, at first. hopefully she'll get the idea