wHAT, i DID NOT TYPE THIS,

)(a)(a)(a, sealy Gamzee.

gAmZeE? wHaT gAmZeE,, uHhH, hE iS sLeEpInG oVeR tHeRe, (hEhEhEhOnK)

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uHH, wHAT IS THIS, gAMZEE YOU ARE RIGHT HERE, wITH ME,

aCTUALLY, yOU ARE SITTING ON ME, aND USING MY COMPUTER,

NOT A CHAIR,

nO, i Am, uHhHh, MoThErFuCkIn TaVrOs (hAhAhA) }: o) i WoNdEr, WhEn GaMzEe, WiLl WaKe Up, As He Is FaSt AsLeEp

nOBODY IS SLEEPING, iN MY ROOM, eXCEPT TINKERBULL,

wOW, uHhH, i SuRe CoUlD sLaM a FaYgO rIgHt NoW, hEhE (hOnK bRo Do YoU wAnT mE tO fEtCh A bOtTlE oR tWo?)

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. GAMZEE. THAT CRIPPLED ASSHOLE IS NOT A FUCKING CHAIR.

iT HURTS A LITTLE, kARKAT, bUT I'M OKAY FOR NOW,

wE ARE JUST, uHH, tRYING TO HAVE FUN, i THINK,

i Am My OwN, uHhH, cHaIr, KaRkAt }: o)

I'M NOT FUCKING CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR SAFETY OR ANYTHING, TAVROS. DON'T YOU FUCKING THINK FOR A SECOND THAT I AM.

AND HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU YOUR OWN CHAIR? AAUGGHHHH THIS IS ALL HURTING MY GODDAMN THINK PAN.

oH, wELL, i'M SITTING IN MY FOUR WHEEL DEVICE, sO, iT IS NOT THAT COMPLICATED,

yEaAaAh, I jUsT mOtHeRfUcKin Am,, (hAhAhAhA)