come to my house bro ill put you in the closet

the one without weird puppets

tHAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA, bUT, uHH, i DON'T KNOW IF I WILL BE ABLE TO FIT IN A CLOSET, bECAUSE, wELL,,

well if not

ill put you in the guest room

tHAT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY GOOD IDEA, tHANKS, dAVE, }: )

a LITTLE LESS SCARED, nOW,

yeah man dont worry

we can watch movies or somtehing

wOW, tHAT SOUNDS GOOD, i'VE NEVER SEEN HUMAN MOVIES, }: )

exactly

itll be a great ol time

tHEY HAVE THE SHORTEST TITLES, eVER,

i know its handy as fuck right

wELL, yES, sOMETIMES,

I'm not fucking scary. I'm charming and 8eautiful every8ody knows that.

H4H4H4H4H4

PFFT.

Shut the fuck up! It's true! You're just in deni8l!!!!!!!!

thats a good one vriska

haha charming

hahahahaha beautiful

Shut up, Strider!!!!!!!! You wouldn't know 8eautiful if it slapped you on the face, like I'm going to do any second!

i think i know what beautiful is and youre pretty much the complete opposite of that

uHH, pLEASE DON'T RESORT TO, uHH, vIOLENCE,

I agree wit)( Tavros.

Awwwwwwww, Tavros I didn't know you cared, just for you I won't slap time 8oy into next week.

ii gue22 you could 2ay that. .

tiime wa2 on hii2 2iide.

doubt you could even if you tried

Uug)(, don't c)(allenge )(er!

or else what

You really want to go time 8oy????????

I'm not t)(reatening you.

Just don't.

youre the one getting all worked up over this and threatening to get violent

im pretty chill

uHH, pLEASE DON'T FIGHT,

SOLLUX YOUR JOK3S M4K3 NO S3NS3 >\

I should just manipul8 you into going to sleep so I don't have to listen to your ridiculous assertions.

keep dreaming

No, how a8out you start dreaming? Right now.

nah