i wish i could help ):

iT'S OKAY, nOBODY ELSE WANTED TO HELP ME THAT COULD, sO I FIGURED I SHOULD TRY TO DO IT MYSELF,

you can do it!

oH lItTlE aMiGo, I'd MoThErFuCkIn HeLp YoU iF i WaSn'T sNeEzInG lIkE sHiT oVeR hErE. yOu CaN dO iT, yOu'Re A mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLe. HoNk : O)

tHANK YOU, gAMZEE, uHH, i'M SORRY FOR NOT GETTING OVER THERE TO, vISIT YOU,, }: (

iT's CoOl, MoThErFuCkEr, I gOt SoMe KiNd Of MoThErFuCkIn HuMaN sLoOp AnD i SwEaR iT wAs BiTcHtITs GrEaT.

hUMAN SLOOP,,

yEaH, iT's ThIs... LiQuId ThInG, wItH sHiT iN iT, lIkE... mOtHeRfUcKiN cHiGgAn Or SoMeThInG lIke ThAt. : O)

soup

and chicken

uHH, wHAT IS CHICKEN,

a bird

iT's YeLlOw AnD lIvEs In SoUp AnD iT's KiCkIn.

cluck cluck

ffffffffff

hUMANS EAT LIVE BIRDS,,

yeah

kill them first

wHy, WiLl ThEy NoT mOtHeRfUcKiN cOoPeRaTe? Do ThEy BiTe A bRoThEr WhEn MaKiNg SoUp?

well to eat them

humans cant really eat raw flesh

wHy? HoNkHoNk!

us diseases and rips us from the inside out like maggots duh

oHhH. sOuNdS pAiNfUl, DoN't EaT rAw MeAt, My LiMpY bRoThEr.

i dont

UnLeSs YoU lIke ThOsE sMaLl MoThErFuCkErs CrAwLiNg On YoU aHaHa!

DaMn!! HoNkHoNkHoNk!

delicious

SoUnDs LiKe iT. : o) HoW aRe YoU dOiNg WiTh gEtTiNg To YoUr DeViCe, BrOtHeR?

i'M ALMOST THERE,,

gOoD gOiNg! KeEp It Up, My MoThErFuCkEr.

go go go!!!!

<3

tHANK YOU, jADE, i'LL TRY MY HARDEST,,,

^^

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