why

uh?

WhAt'S a MoThEr, MoThErFuCkEr?

dave mind your own business

john a dad could work too especially your dad

stop hitting on my friends parents bro its inconsiderate

and will somebody explain to the gray clown what a mom is so i can find out if there are any alien babes that arent 9

wHaT? i'M sIx MoThErFuCkIn SoLaR sWeEpS, hUmAn LuSuS.

it is far too early in our morning to talk about moontime

Told you he'd 8e totally o8noxious. ::::\

dont try and deny his awesome

wow you seem to have a lot of self esteem issues there

i actually find that very attractive

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I have a mother.

Why are you asking?

the reason depends on if shes hot or not

im going to chance a guess that yours is

I guess that would depend on your personal taste.

i like how you kind of just totally ignored that creepy backhanded compliment there

true class

I'm merely basking in the fact that you're actually communicating with me this time, unlike my last visit to Texas.

wow i didnt know you were that desperate to get a word in with some of this

Half of that comment was sarcasm.

But all the same, it would have been nice to have a conversation or two.

Rather than three feet of steel an inch from my nose without warning.

the look on your face was hilarious and completely worth it

The hilarity of the situation was subjective.

the best part of it

Arguably, I guess.

It was definitely entertaining watching the pair of you fight overhead whilst I sat on the couch.

Although, admittedly moreso once I was out of harm's way.

were pros there is no such thing as having to be out of the way

Well, no. But I'd rather put myself out of the way than feel constant threat of cold, hard steel biting into the delicate flesh of my arm.

its not even half as bad as your overwrought description makes it seem

its just a sword whats the worst that can happen

besides accidental death

Need I say more?

but we dont make rookie mistakes like that