haha

I...

Why would you-

I'm not quite sure if I feel amused or betrayed.

dont tell me thats all it takes to render you speechless

I am not speechless in the slightest.

I'm merely shocked and a tad confused.

No one should be thinking of my mother in that fashion.

That's just weird.

good i want to save that for when dave becomes your step uncle/brother

uncle/brother

....

I'm going to ignore that insinuation.

yes uncle/brother i mean its obvious

i think her mom might be talking to johns dad or something actually

you might be sol bro

thats never stopped me before

true