A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. 一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ' Pick me up. ' 一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到 一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」 !

He looked around and couldn ' t see anyone. 他四處張望，卻四下無人。

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, ' Pick me up. ' 當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時， 他以為是他的幻覺。

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 他往水中定神一看， 那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。

The man said, ' Are you talking to me? ' 老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」

The frog said, ' Yes, I ' m talking to you. 青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」

Pick me up then, kiss me and I ' ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. 將我拿起來，吻我， 我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。

I ' ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride! ' 我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒， 因為我即將成為你的新娘。

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手， 很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。

The frog said, ' What, are you nuts? Didn ' t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride. '

青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？ 我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah, at my age I ' d rather have a talking frog. '

他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說： 「算了，以我這樣的年紀， 我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」

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一哥換成是你你要正咩還是要青蛙

超好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!