Speaking of which

there's a cupcake place near here that has a "Cullen Cupcake"

it's dark chocolate with sparkly cake glitter crap

-eye twitch- can I bite off it's head?

It doesn't have a head. Because it's a cupcake.

-grins- I'll make a head. Dark chocolate is to much to waste

xD'

I don't wanna go to work!

I'm sorry. I wish I had work :c

we're hiring, but you live to far