Ser Loras and Lord Renly were definitely NOT in an explicit relationship in the book.

Not that it's bad, it's just...surprising. Maybe it comes later in the books? I only read the first one...

Whatever. back to watching excessively pretty people.

OKAY

EXTENDED SWORD FIGHTING DOUBLE ENTENDRE

FORGET WHAT I SAID BEFORE I PREFER THIS VERSION

And they're SHAVING each other.

GOD this is good.

Also I swear to God Cersei only has one facial expression. It's like...contemptuous incredulity.