hundreds of pounds' worth of our stock up their shirts or in their underwear.

I am not making this up. We have a pair of repeat offenders who try to stuff things into their underwear. Last time, it was electric

shavers that cost about £200 each.

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They're easy to spot because one is really tall and the other is short. It's like Laurel and Hardy

where do you work?

I work in Boots! It's a pharmacy/beauty chain in the UK

cool! do you make people pretty?

No We're a small branch, so we don't give people makeovers in the shop. There are bigger branches in nearby towns that do that

I am on the till at the beauty counter, and there's someone there to advise people on makeup. They just come to me to pay for it or if

they want to buy perfume or electronic things that are locked up

Wait. wait wait wait, you are in the UK?

Yes

Are you?

no, but just across the sea. I'm in the Netherlands