what.

Water you talking about??

why?

d00r accident

m0stly the fingers 0f c0urse

d0es any0ne kn0w when equius will be ab0ut

DUNNO BUT DO YOU W4NT 4N 34RTH K1TT3N?

um ow

i w0uld like an earth kitten yes thank y0u terezi

it w0uld make a fine hand indeed

4R3 YOU ST1LL 1N 4LT3RN14 >:?

yes

sh0uld i c0me t0 y0u s0meh0w

NOP3

*PUTS 4 BUNCH OF C4TS ON TH3 TR4NSPORT4L1Z3R*

where is this transp0rtalizer

*HOP3FULLY TH3Y W1LL B3 S3NT B4CK*

SOLLUXS H1V3

i need it s0 i can find the cats

why d0 y0u like this eridan

it wwas an accident

You'll 8e fiiiiiiiine without an arm. It's not like it's hard with only one.

im sure y0ud find it easy seeing as y0u have seven m0re vriska

H4H4H4H4H4H4

i w0uld high five y0u terezi if i still p0ssessed an arm

h0wever i will make d0 with pretending i did s0

Wow, I didn't know you were 8lind AND a ro8ot!

Being one-armed is not so bad you know.

8888|

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON HERE????????

You learn to manage with it quite easily.

Oh, I just thought I'd see what was happening here.

This plurk thing seems to be rather popular....

You're a 8acksta88ing dog what possi8le interest could you have in this????????

I'm a bored backstabbing dog.

It's simple really.

Get a fucking st8k and entertain yourself!!!!!!!!

I am not hungry.

my i like y0u already becn0ir

Thank you, you seem pleasant yourself.

i am 0kay with this assumpti0n

I don't fucking care. Find something to fetch just stay away from me!!!!!!!!

It's your choice to speak to me Vriska

which you're doing so.

You can just ignore me here you know.

Oooooooor you could fuck off!

I do what I want.

Which, right now, isn't 'fucking off'.

g00d b0y

You are the worst fucking dog. You're a 8AAAAAAAAD dog!!!!!!!!

y0ure getting quite w0rked up 0ver this vriska

y0ure getting y0ur spiderweb in a kn0t

and you're a manipulatve, back-stabbing, murderous bitch. Also the sky is blue.

What else is new.

Who exactly did I 8acksta8? >::::\

I could make quite the list.

LOL

i w0uld laugh if that chip were w0rking right n0w

ha ha ha

ha

TH4T WORKS

I haven't 8acksta88ed anyone!!!!!!!!

maybe i sh0uld spell it 0ut f0r y0u

but even im n0t that nice

I didn't sta8 you in the 8ack!!!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure you have.

Who????????

As I said.

Let me get the list.

perhaps she thinks we mean literally

0h vriska

p00r dear

Unfortunate.

I probably could literally write up a list but it'd be too pointless and time-consuming.