i miss her too

Maybe we should both see if she is available, yes?

i dont know where she is *sniff*

That's unfortunate.

: o ???

Jade!

There you are.

Won't you come play with me?

>_>

youre not going to hurt anyone are you?

:/

Possibly.

But fetch is a harmless game of fun, is it not?

.....true....>_>

heh i guess youve taken quite of bit of Bec ^^;

alright then >: O

fetch boy!!!! *throws stick*

Oh boy, oh boy!

*dives after it rather impatiently*

heehee :3

*takes it in his mouth and brings it back, wagging his tail*

Again, again.

ahahaha okay!! : D

*hurls the stick as far as she can*

go go go!!!

*races after it on all fours, before leaping into the air and diving down to get it and bring it back*

Yes, yes, this is quite fun.

heehee you are quite fun when youre not killing everyone : o

Why thank you.

I can be fun when I kill people too though, you know.

no!!! its not fun!!

its horrible! how is that fun to you??

BECAUSE HE IS A TYRANT AND A VERY AWFUL PERSON.

Yes, it is.

You wouldn't know, would you?

You've never killed anyone.

At least not intentionally.

It is quite the pleasure.

you....you made me kill dave......

Yes.

But if I hadn't, you would have killed me.

I'm sure you'd have much preferred kissing him back to life instead, yes?

shut up......

you....need to get punished

*rolls up newspaper*

*pins ears back* Not the newspaper.

I was only defending myself.

well you didnt have to get anyone killed!!!

time for the newspaper you bad dog!!

>: O

*comes closer with the rolled up newspaper in hand*

*whimpers and lowers his tail*

But he's fine now.

Very well and alive.

There's no need for this, surely...

*backs away.*

sit boy!!! sit!!!! Dlt; you arent getting away with this!!!

D: <*

But Jade, my dear, please.

Surely there's another way.

i dont care!!! youve killed too many people! you killed my friends!!

But they're *fine* now.

There's no need to get worked up over this, darling.

I knew they'd be fine.

I knew they'd be safe in the end, of course.

its still traumatizing!! DX

and youve been a very very bad dog lately and i cant let this go!

*wacks on the head*

>: O

--

Ow.

Please stop this at once.

I am not afraid to bite you.

*glares at* guess whos going to be tied up outside?? >: /

You can't do that!

oh yes i can!!

and oh my it looks like i wont be going by the store to get more of those bacon strip dog treats either!!

*Slumps.*

I can go to the store on my own, you know.

And tying me up is a bit harsh.

How would you like it if I did that to you?

*sigh* i guess

you are still my best friend...well...a part of it i guess >_>

Thank you.

just..dont kill anymore okay? : (

I'll consider it.

good : )

Fine.

if youre a good boy, ill give you your favorite bacon strip treat! : o

*Wags tail.*

I suppose that could be acceptable...

heehee! ^^

bacon is the key to defeating tyrants.