Also, when is the steak.

Oh goodness, does it feel small? You'll just have to leave then!!!!!!!!

I was just stating a matter of perspective, not saying I'm uncomfortable.

But thank you, anyway.

why are you

in my

apartment

Your brother creature mentioned something about food.

I'VE ARRIVED, NOOKSUCKERS. WHERE'S THE FOOD. I'M HUNGRY ALREADY.

God damn it! When the fuck can I go 8ack to John's? I'm not staying here when your house is so fucking crowded, Strider!!!!!!!!

dude i told you

theres more levels

this apartment is actually fucking huge idk what youre all bitching about

I'M NOT FUCKING BITCHING. THIS HOUSE REMINDS ME OF SOLLUX'S PLACE, TO BE FUCKING HONEST.

at least someones happy here

I realize there is more than one fucking level time 8oy 8ut it's still fucking full especially with the fucking dog here!!!!!!!!

I'll come stay in your room, Vriska.

More space for everyone else.

Eehehe.

*wacks with newspaper roll*

!!

youre staying with me boy!! >: O

i need to keep an eye out on you >:/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. SHIT. THAT WAS AWESOME. DO IT AGAIN, HARLEY.

*wacks newspaper roll on Karkat's head*

you shush!!

TYRANTS CAN BE DEFEATED WITH NEWSPAPERS.

JGKFHDFNDFKHDGH

i dont want another headache from you again!

>: O

I MUST INFORM THE CITIZENS OF CAN-TOWN

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT EVEN FOR. WHAT DID I DO TO YOU? TODAY.

i cant stand you being so angry all the time!!

are you really that mad at everything??

Dear, me, I don't want to stay with you.

oh?? *puts hands on hips* i dont think i can make sure if youre going to be a good boy if i dont keep you close by

I WASN'T ACTUALLY PISSED OFF THIS TIME. I WAS LAUGHING. DID YOU NOT SEE THAT?

AND THEN YOU HIT ME IN THE HEAD.

hmph!!

>: /

GOG YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD ON SO BACKWARDS SOMETIMES.

Vantas seemed generally amused, yes.

And I promise to behave.

okay then

you promised!!!

>: o

be a good boy!! *pats head*

Yes.

I did.

DO NOT TRUST THE TYRANT HE WILL KILL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED-ONES WHEN YOU LOOK AWAY.

I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE.

im going to keep an eye on him dont worry!! : )

SOMEHOW I'M INCLINED TO BELIEVE THE WEIRD, BLACK-FACED FLAILING MAN IN A SNUGGIE.

Sigh. Oh dear.

hi jade!!!