Other than, you know, obviously being a lesbian.

For other reasons.

Psh. Nonsense. You need a real man's charm. Everyone knows lesbians totally are lesbians because they never encountered real manly charm.

Aww, but Jer, even a real mans charm has nothing on my own. =P

HM.

I can't argue with that, but ze grand cawk of communism can!

My 9000 ft cawk of americana will beat communism any day. <3

Only heroes can withstand it.

But Jackie,have you ever wondered where the cawk of Americana came from? Once a long time ago, it was part of the cawk of communism.

I know, it is hard to believe, but it is true.

that is only 1/16 of the cawk of communism.

I doubt that.

Russia was pitying America and his XS condoms he kept ordering.

D:

You got the size wrong, obviously.

XXL*

No, Russia's 13500 ft long says otherwise.

oh wait.

135000. Forgot one, sorry bro.

Well, uh, bears on tricycles.

Your argument is irrelevent. =P

In other news, that guy really bothers me, and I think you should get rid of him, preferably now.

Lol whos hitting on you

Do you know that Faith kid? Yeah. He spent a fair amount of the night being everything I hate in men.

So you know how the kid was asking for a picture of Sophia topless? Well, Jackiee told him no, so apparently he decided he wanted

a picture of Jackie topless so he could "draw them sexing"

Naturally, that's also a no.

So then it's a "Can I have a threesome with you?"

Cause that's gonna make things all better.

Then it was demanding for a picture to draw them doing kissy faces, I believe, and just. I dunno, by that point I wanted to punch the kid

But no. He continues and I guess he scans through Jackie's facebook and was all...

"You were thin once. What happened? You used to be sexy, now you're just cute."

And by that point I just wanted to kill him, cause that's not just rude, but completely disrespectful. I mean, he was being a douchecanoe

the whole time, but that took the cake for me.

It's pretty bad too. He decides that after that, he should comment on said pictures. Jackie wasn't that old in one and the response was

"fuckaliscous"

I'm sorry, that pisses ME off. This kid lacks decency, and he just trudges on like it's normal.

I think the last highlight was "Can I fuck your past self?"

Just...Urrrrrgh. Ragetastic.

OMG! Okay who is this fucktard Im going to go fuck him up. Thats fucking gross! /rages without making sense

He's some friend of Sophia's. I have known him for like... 4 days tops?

But, Sophia is now mad too and I just blocked him. I am hoping she will block him too though. I can't keep an eye on him if he's blocked.

Thats just awfull.

Isn't it? D: