kfadfjh, I had to drop tds because of all this theatre stuff. It would be okay if I didn't have to spend 15 hours inside stairs getting hurt
you were continually hurt for 15 hours?
oh jeez, are you alright?
he's alright. it was just his nads
... critical hit to the nads
beato, comfort him with broken nads
how do i....... comfort him with broken nads.......
i... idk... soothe his pain away?
are you suggesting something unseemly
hey man, i don't want to get into the fussy-hussy, but sure 
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i-ichi................
ichi: bringing people together even closer than they imagine
you are a creep
i herd u were into that soul bondage stuff, too
IZAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
--i mean, nope, what are you talking about /eats grass
squints suspiciously
stop that, don't make me smack you in front of luke
WOULD YOU REALLY
JERK
THAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME
ichi jerk cool
your last name is cool....
actually, it's park... like a park
it's one of the most common last names ever
cute 
this is why i must marry a german guy and get a cool last name
not more common than mine, actually
my last name is the most common last name
smith, johson, williams, jones, brown, lee, chan, evans, wilson
< - white
wait, white is a common last name?
i think so?
i have actually never heard of white as a last name up here in canada
I HEAR BROWNS AND CHANS AND LEES AND EVANS BUT NEVER THAT
canada just sucks i guess ):
we don't have any of your relatives here in canada, beato
come up here with luke and i'll show you our bagged milk
oh god
show me a moose and some universal healthcare and maybe we'll talk
done and done
maybe i can show you some mounties, riding around on their horses
that's adorable
yes please
great, there's sometimes some downtown by the rivers
they're really nice and let you take photos with them or pet the horses
*o*
take me away to magical canadaland ichi
i want to pet the horsesssss
bike all the way up to canada
i don't know if that is possible
BUT I WILL TRY
DO IT FOR ME AND THE HORSES
or luke can just piggyback you all the way up here
awwwuuh
that is also cute
OK DONE
LUKE ARE YOU READING THIS, YOU BETTER GIVE BEATRICE A PIGGY BACK TO CANADA
i'll teach you two to beautiful korean bbq
can it be vegetarian
i will make you udon noodles then
yummy!
a vegetarian version with leek instead of crab
ffff, I finally had time to read my plurk and there's this conversation. xD
DO YOU LIKE IT
NOT MY FAULT
LMFAO ICHI YES IT IS
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT HAS BROUGHT UP ALL THE FUSSY-HUSSY
YOU SUGGESTED IT
ffffffff, saw this 10 days late
I can't plurk
I'm like a hermit that comes out into the world once a month to buy a taco or something