ANOTHER FUCKING TIMESINK IN WHICH TO WHITTLE AWAY MY ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF TIME.

THAT WAS A JOKE, BY THE WAY.

LEAVE.

You aren't required by law to be here.

I'M THE FUCKING LEADER.

I'M REQUIRE BY LAW TO KEEP AN EYE ON MY TEAM.

Can't you just troll them on Trollian or something like that?

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH THE MOST MORONIC PILE OF GRUBFUCKING IMBECILES IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

FUCK OFF, STRIDER.

They are not.

THEY ARE.

YOU'RE DISGUSTING.

I HOPE YOU DIE.

dude why did you even make one

SCROLL UP YOU NOOKSNIFFING DOUCHEBAG I ALREADY EXPLAINED THAT.

KEEP THE TEAM TOGETHER, ETC.

what does that even mean

IT MEANS SHUT UP.

SHUT UP IS WHAT IT MEANS.

yeah thanks i got it the first time

JUST MAKING SURE IT GOT THROUGH YOUR AGONIZINGLY THICK THINK PAN.

whatever man

wow look at all the fliirtiing goiing on up iin here

HA HA HA HA HA.

YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY CAPTOR.

NOBODY ASKED YOU.

oh karkat, stop being so whiny!!!! :\

i dont think thats possible

true!!!!!!!

yeah he can't help iit

SHUT UP.

NOBODY ASKED EITHER OF YOU.

deal with it, fuckass!!!

yeah i can tell