Why is Africa so boring?

Issei, introduce me to some of your friends.

I'd rather not do that if it's the same to you.

(Please let it be the same to you.)

Tough, I want to talk to someone other than you.

And I'm telling you it can't be my friends.

Anyone else is fine.

Well who else have you got?

Someone who thinks that humans are fascinatingly interesting and that everyone else isn't worth his time. antagonizes.

They'll do. Oh and I went through and added a load of your friends as well.

...well. At least I didn't have anything to do with it...

someone saying my name in here?

Go talk to her. It'll be great, she's human.

Hello.

well hello there human who isn't annoying me so far~

I'm Ali. I like romantic candle lit dinners, walks in the park under a full moon, and watching romcoms curled up with Issei.

Or not.

Who are you?

I'm Izaya. And I love humans, simple as that~

(Don't say something that's blatantly a lie, Ali.)

Uh huh, me too.

(I'm just messing with you.)