i cant say that everything that happens in this place is completely normal
but girls sobbing in the bathroom is pretty damn unusual
bro you gotta help me
what the fuck did you get yourself into
jesus what is this some sort of sitcom
dave striders daily hijinks
making all the ladies cry
not the best way to get into their pants
bro no
i didnt
no i get that ok its not
i didnt intend to upset her
doesnt matter if you had the intent
what did you do
thats just it
i dont really get why shes so upset
i guess i fucked up really hardcore or something
bro
bro help me
when a lady is that upset you must have done something pretty fucking bad
broke her heart etc
assuming trolls have those
or did you kick her ass
in which case i would be surprised
what no what kind of asshole do you take me for
a pretty big one
did you try apologizing
no she wont even listen to me
give her time
youve got plenty of that shit
shell want to listen to you sooner or later
yeah i guess
any luck
nope
sign
38(
itll happen soon enough
bro
but seriously get her out of there at some point tonight
whats the ratio of individuals to bathrooms here
if somebodys gotta take a shit it better not be on my carpet
oh my god
ok
yep she hates me
i heard
sudden sincerity from a strider isnt exactly something someone will expect
i dont blame her that she more than likely took it the wrong way dude
god damnit
i couldnt just not care thatd be rude
hey
listen
what
it doesnt matter whether or not it would be rude for you to care
it matters whether or not you care
jesus drop the machiavellian bullshit
if you care for her go apologize
what does that word mean
but ok
look it up
learn something
no dictionaries are lame and i am too lazy
/stare
*gaze*
fuck off and go make the troll girl feel better
i was serious about getting her out of there
oh my tits
i am trying
not trying hard enough
youre not helping
how terrible
wow thanks