Yes! You're rig)(t, Tavros!
i MUST SAY, wELL, tHIS IS ALL GIVING ME A SLIGHT HEADACHE,
lIKE, uHH, tHINGS YOU LIKE TO DO,
i MEAN, dAVE'S BRO, oR LUSUS,
didnt know you were interested in puppets
i must say the lil mans got a good choice in friends
pUPPETS ARE KINDA COOL, bUT i LIKE pUPA PAN THE BEST,
bUT, a pUPA pAN PUPPET WOULD BE THE BEST,
i DON'T THINK WE HAVE THOSE HERE, sADLY,
im about to make all of your wishes come true
theres one sweet ass pupa pan puppet sitting here just waiting for you to give its plump derriere a squeeze
,,,,,,,,,,,
hes looking all sad and lonely
Pfffffffft! So is this what you're into now, Tavros?
uHH, nO, vRISKA, i DO NOT LIKE TOUCHING PUPPETS, iN THAT WAY,
uHH, wHY IS IT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, iN THE FIRST PLACE,
I was just asking since you're kind of flaunting it right now! Trying to hide it is useless!
i AM DEFINITELY, mAYBE, nOT FLAUNTING IT, yOU ARE JUST MAKING THINGS UP,
bUT THANK YOU, dAVE'S LUSUS, i WILL TAKE CARE OF MY pUPA pAN, iT IS REALLY AWESOME,
See! There's no use denying it, you wanted that puppet!
bECAUSE IT IS A SPECIAL PUPPET, mADE JUST FOR ME,
That's the oooooooonly reason?
Stop lying! It doesn't suit you.
i AM NOT LYING, vRISKA, i DON'T LIKE TO LIE,
Not liking to and not doing so are completely different!
iT IS VERY, uHH, hARMFUL TO LIE TO PEOPLE, sO, i JUST DON'T DO IT,
yOU SHOULD STOP LYING, tOO,
pLENTY OF TIMES, i SUPPOSE, iF YOU ASK OTHER PEOPLE,
yOU ALWAYS SAY THAT WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN FLARPING, bUT I ENDED UP FALLING OFF A CLIFF, sO, i THINK THAT COUNTS AS LYING,
i DIDN'T HAVE MUCH FUN THEN, tO BE HONEST,
Uuuuuuuugh! Why are you always 8ringing that up? You need to move oooooooon!
And I didn't lie! It waaaaaaaas fun!
aND, uHH, i AM SURE IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FUN TO ANYONE ELSE, eITHER,
We've 8een through this! It was only not fun for you 8ecause you ran away!
yOU WOULD HAVE KILLED ME FOR FUN, iF YOU HAD THE CHANCE,
i DON'T THINK THAT IS VERY FUN,
that doesnt sound like much fun at all
I had plenty of chances and you're still fucking alive. Stop making assumptions you're just em8arrassing yourself.
uHH, yOU ARE THE ONE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF, bY BEING SO MEAN ALL THE TIME,
Wonderful Tavros You Seem To Be Asserting Yourself Swimmingly
I'm not 8eing mean. I don't know where you get these ideas. ::::\