woah!

he okay?

uHH, i DON'T KNOW,,,

iSn'T aLl ThAt DeAd SiNcE hE's SnOrInG a LiTtLe HoNkInGlY (bUt TaVbRo MiGhT nOt NoTiCe ThAt)

gAMZEE, aRE YOU OKAY,,,

ZzZzZzZzZzZz

gAMZEE,,,, aRE YOU DEAD,

aCtUaLlY aWaKe BuT hE's GoNnA pUlL tAvRoS' lEg OoPs I mEaN hOrN

gAMZEE,,,,,

uHHH, i THINK YOU SHOULD WAKE UP NOW,,,,

hAhAhA oH fUcK!! wHaT gAvE mE aWaY?

sItS uP aNd SmIlEs At TaVrOs, A lEeCh-ThInG oN hIs ChEeK aNd ArM aNd LeGs AnD eVeRyWhErE fUcK

uHHHH,,,,,,,,, gAMZEE,,,,

wHAT ARE THOSE THINGS ON YOUR FACE,,,

hUh? WhAt MoThErFuCkIn ThInGs?

tOuChEs HiS fAcE aNd ThInKs FoR a SeCoNd Or TwO oR tHiRtY.

uHHHHH, tHEY'RE BLACK AND LOOK LIKE, uHH, sLUGHS, OR SOMETHING,,,

sO tHeSe MoThErFuCkErS hAvE bEeN tHe OnEs AlL uP aNd BiTiNg At Me.

CaLmLy TrIeS tO pUlL oNe OfF hIs ChEeK aNd ThRoWs It InTo ThE oCeAn, ThE sLuG lEaViNg BeHiNd A tInY cUt

oH NO, gAMZEE, tHERE'S A CUT ON YOUR FACE,,, }: (

aRE YOU SURE YOU ARE OKAY,,,

yEaH, i'M mOtHeRfUcKiN sWeLl. : o) CoUlD yOu HeLp A bRo OuT wItH pIcKiNg ThEsE mOthErFuCkErS oFf Of HiM?

uHH, oKAY,

i HOPE THEY DON'T HURT ME, tHOUGH, bECAUSE, tHAT WOULD NOT BE GOOD,

dOn'T wOrRy, My MoThErFuCkEr, ThEy'Re AlL fUlL oF mY jElLy AlReAdY.

SiTs DoWn In FrOnT oF tAvRoS' fOuR-wHeElEd DeViCe

sTARTS TO PICK OFF ALL THE SCARY SLUG THINGS, oFF gAMZEE'S FACE, hIS HANDS SHAKING A LITTLE,,

pIcKs OfF tHe SlUgS oN hIs FeEt AnD aRmS, fLiCkInG tHeM bAcK iNtO tHe OcEaN oR cLoSe To It At LeAsT

hEy TaVbRo.

uHH, hI,

gAMZEE,

HaHaHa HoNk! HoW'd YoU eVeN fInD mE aLl MoThErFuCkIn SlEePiNg HeRe?

pIcKs OnE sLuG oFf HiS aNkLe AnD wInCeS sInCe It WaS mOrE sTuCk ThAn ThE oThErS

uHH, wELL, i WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO VISIT YOU, wHEN I SAW YOU HERE, aND YOU LOOKED AS THOUGH YOU WERE DEAD,

iT SCARED ME,,

wHy'D iT sCaRe YoU? wE aLl GoTtA mOtHeRfUckIn pOp OfF sOmEdAy.

bECAUSE, wELL,,,i DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE, gAMZEE,

pOkEs At OnE sLuG fOr A sEcOnD

I dOn'T wAnT yOu MoThErFuCkIn RoLlInG oFf SoMeWhErE tO dIe EiThEr, BrO.

rEALLY,,,

yEaH, sHiT wOuLd Be CoMpLeTely BiTcH fUcKiNg TiTs WiThOuT yOu Or BeSt FrIeNd ArOuNd.

uH, yEAH,

YeEeAh. HoNkHoNk!!

NoDs AnD iS dOnE wItH tHe SlUgS oN hIs ArMs AnD fEeT.

uHH, hONK, hONK,

Aw YeEeAh, YoU'rE gEtTiNg BeTtEr WiTh ThE hOnKs, BrO!!

hONK, hONK, hONK, hONK,,

HoNkHoNkHoNkHoNk!! cAn YoU lEnD mE a HaNd WiTh ThE lAsT mOtHeRfUcKeRs HeRe ToO?

tUrNs ArOuNd AnD pOiNtS aT hIs NeCk

uHH, sURE,

pICKS OFF THE LAST OF THE SLUG THINGS, aND THROWS IT AWAY,

HoNkS, lEaNs BaCk AnD lOoKs Up At HiS fRiEnD

tHaNkS, bRo. : O)

yOU'RE VERY WELCOME, gAMZEE,, }: )

wHaT dO yOu MoThErFuCkIn WaNnA dO nExT, mY pArTnEr In RaP?

uHH, i'M NOT SURE,

fLy? SwIm? rAp? DrEaM? sLaM a FaYgO? tHeY'rE aLl MaDe Of MiRaClEs.

mIRACLES, rIGHT,

mIRACLES ARE AWESOME, i THINK,

mIrAcLeS aRe EvErYtHiNg AnD eVeRyWhErE, tAvBrO.

sCrAtChEs HiS hEaD aNd LoOkS aRoUnD.

dO yOu WaNnA lIe iN gRaSs AnD sTaRe At SoMe MoThErFuCkIn StArS?